Candy Girl Quotes

“Vodka Redbull: Upper meets downer in an effervescent hybrid of bubble gum and junkie piss”
― Diablo Cody, Candy Girl: A Year in the Life of an Unlikely Stripper

“Love is mysterious and rad, like Steve Perry from Journey”
― Diablo Cody, Candy Girl: A Year in the Life of an Unlikely Stripper

“Above the stage was a glass-floored second stage, which allowed customers to look up and watch another girl dancing overhead. This multidimensional display of poontang reminded me of the 3-D chessboard on Star Trek, which in turn reminded me that I was a huge nerd.”
― Diablo Cody, Candy Girl: A Year in the Life of an Unlikely Stripper

“He wasn’t a carrier of commitment-phobia or other notable boy diseases and he used expensive moisturizer. That’s about all it takes to bang my gong.”
― Diablo Cody, Candy Girl: A Year in the Life of an Unlikely Stripper

“Nobody comes to Minnesota to take their clothes off, at least as far as I know.”
― Diablo Cody, Candy Girl: A Year in the Life of an Unlikely Stripper

“The Ten Worst Songs to Strip To: 1. That Midnight Oil song about aborigines”
― Diablo Cody, Candy Girl: A Year in the Life of an Unlikely Stripper

“Kyle dumped me for some stripper whore who shops at Wet Seal.”
― Diablo Cody, Candy Girl: A Year in the Life of an Unlikely Stripper

“For me, stripping was an unusual kind of escape. I had nothing to escape but privilege, but I claimed asylum anyway. At twenty-four, it was my last chance to reject something and become nothing. I wanted to terrify myself. Mission accomplished.”
― Diablo Cody, Candy Girl: A Year in the Life of an Unlikely Stripper

“Of course, the strippers also take pains not to appear too innocent, valorous, or bookishly inclined. (In direct opposition to the Swayze Mandate of 1987, everybody puts Baby in a goddamn corner.)”
― Diablo Cody, Candy Girl: A Year in the Life of an Unlikely Stripper

“Everyone's favorite supper is a gluey carbohydrate-rich concoction known simply as "hotdish" and served in a community Pyrex.”
― Diablo Cody, Candy Girl: A Year in the Life of an Unlikely Stripper

“World Wide Waste of Time (specifically,”
― Diablo Cody, Candy Girl: A Year in the Life of an Unlikely Stripper