The Emergency Sasquatch Ordinance Quotes

“Note that you can’t be convicted under this law unless you knowingly cause a nuclear explosion. But all I can say is I hope you have plenty of insurance, because that is some serious negligence, my friend. Nuclear”
― Kevin Underhill, The Emergency Sasquatch Ordinance: And Other Real Laws that Human Beings Actually Dreamed Up

“49. Every one who wilfully, in the presence of Her Majesty, (a) does an act with intent to alarm Her Majesty or to break the public peace, or (b) does an act that is intended or is likely to cause bodily harm to Her Majesty, is guilty of an indictable offence and liable to imprisonment for a term not exceeding fourteen years. Note”
― Kevin Underhill, The Emergency Sasquatch Ordinance: And Other Real Laws that Human Beings Actually Dreamed Up