The Hypnotiser Quotes

“My mum said to me and my brother, 'Don't crumble your bread or roll in the soup'. I said, 'I don't want to roll in my soup'. Then she said, 'Eat up, Michael'. and my brother said, 'I don't want to eat up Michael'.”
― Michael Rosen, The Hypnotiser

“A girl said, 'I wrote myself a letter', so I said 'What did it say?' and she said, 'I don't know, I won't get it til tomorrow'.

A boy said, 'I'm really glad my mum called me Jack'. I said, 'Why's that?' He said, 'Cause all the kids at school call me that'.”
― Michael Rosen, The Hypnotiser

“Deep down where I don't know, deep down inside, there's a place... so sad. Such a sad, sad place. Sometimes it fills up, and it fills up, and it fills up, and overflows in my eyes, and all of me is... so sad. Such a sad, sad place.”
― Michael Rosen, The Hypnotiser

“*click* Noice”
― Michael Rosen, The Hypnotiser