Under Contract Quotes

“Sadly, I have to admit, my timing sucks. Not the best - or most romantic - idea to tell your woman "I love you" for the first time whilst impaling the crap out of her.”
― Jacquelyn Ayres, Under Contract

“Find your fucking balls, Mitch, and reattach them!”
― Jacquelyn Ayres, Under Contract

“I’m growing fond of your bullshit ... it’s got a nice scent to it.” He chuckles.”
― Jacquelyn Ayres, Under Contract

“Your heart ... your mind ... they shut down. Not life, though. It doesn’t give you a chance to blink.”
― Jacquelyn Ayres, Under Contract

“I have found the keeper of my balls, Mitch. I’m ready to hand them over.”
― Jacquelyn Ayres, Under Contract

“All of that happiness was overwhelming the shit out of you! You must feel better now that you’re a miserable fucking prick again.”
― Jacquelyn Ayres, Under Contract

“Too long since I’ve felt ebullience.”
― Jacquelyn Ayres, Under Contract