Ain't Myth-Behaving Quotes

“I love you, Brynna. I will love you until the day I breathe my last. You belong to me, and I will make you the happiest of women. Now take off all your clothes, and pretend you are a Celtic princess about to be marauded by an incredibly virile Viking studmuffin."

-Alrik to Brynna”
― Katie MacAlister, Ain't Myth-Behaving

“Why are you taking your breasts away?”

-Dane “Cernunnos” Hearne”
― Katie MacAlister, Ain't Myth-Behaving

“I have sieged many a castle in my day, m'lady, but my attack on your keep will be the sweetest of all."

She giggled as I kissed every inch of her face. "Oh, we're doing medieval now? Okay, I can do that. I've been to a Renaissance Faire. Avast ye varlet! No quarter!"

"That was piratical, dearling, but we'll go with it if you like. Lower your gangplanks and prepare to be boarded!"

-Dane and Megan (Stag Party)”
― Katie MacAlister, Ain't Myth-Behaving