Fiddler on the Roof Quotes

“A bird may love a fish but where would they build a home together?”
― Joseph Stein, Fiddler on the Roof

“After Jacob had worked for Laban for seven years, do you know what happened? Laban fooled him and gave him his ugly daughter Leah. So to marry Rachel, Jacob was forced to work another seven years.

So, you see, children, the Bible clearly teaches us you can never trust an employer.”
― Joseph Stein, Fiddler on the Roof

“Every one of us knows who he is, and what God expects him to do.”
― Joseph Stein, Fiddler on the Roof

“If you're wealthy enough, no one will call you stupid.”
― Joseph Stein, Fiddler on the Roof