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The Umbrella Academy, Vol. 1: Apocalypse Suite
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“Don't ever let the media tell you what your body is supposed look like. You're beautiful the way you are. Stay beautiful, keep it ugly.”
― The Umbrella Academy, Vol. 1: Apocalypse Suite
― The Umbrella Academy, Vol. 1: Apocalypse Suite
“We're ganna we like to actually um, kidnap them in a van, and tie them up, and leave them somewhere dangerous...that's the SUPRISE!”
― The Umbrella Academy, Vol. 1: Apocalypse Suite
― The Umbrella Academy, Vol. 1: Apocalypse Suite
“Host: For those of you just tuning in, our guests tonight are the amazing Murder Magician, and his lovely minion, The Assistant...
Assistant: Charmed, I'm sure
Host: Who recently killed The Rumor. And you were awarded the Oppenheimer prize for villainy at last week's annual summit for dastardly deeds-- what are you going to do with all that money?
Murder Magician: Well, I'm so glad you asked that-- because I spent all the money on this giant MURDERBOT, and I've been dying to show it off!
Assistant: It's true... every penny.
Host: Wow! That's impressive! So what does it do?
Murder Magician: Well, Mr. Clark... it murders people.
Laughter.
Murder Magician: I'm serious.
Assistant: He is.”
― The Umbrella Academy, Vol. 1: Apocalypse Suite
Assistant: Charmed, I'm sure
Host: Who recently killed The Rumor. And you were awarded the Oppenheimer prize for villainy at last week's annual summit for dastardly deeds-- what are you going to do with all that money?
Murder Magician: Well, I'm so glad you asked that-- because I spent all the money on this giant MURDERBOT, and I've been dying to show it off!
Assistant: It's true... every penny.
Host: Wow! That's impressive! So what does it do?
Murder Magician: Well, Mr. Clark... it murders people.
Laughter.
Murder Magician: I'm serious.
Assistant: He is.”
― The Umbrella Academy, Vol. 1: Apocalypse Suite
“It's okay to be different”
― The Umbrella Academy, Vol. 1: Apocalypse Suite
― The Umbrella Academy, Vol. 1: Apocalypse Suite
“I've been eating speed for the last three day and everytime I close my eyes I see centipedes.”
― The Umbrella Academy, Vol. 1: Apocalypse Suite
― The Umbrella Academy, Vol. 1: Apocalypse Suite
“-Soy una inútil... soy pésima... no tengo nada de especial. No soy como los otros... no puedo hacer nada...
-Tienes razón. No eres como los demás. No necesitas destruir nada para demostrarte nada. Tú eres especial.”
― The Umbrella Academy, Vol. 1: Apocalypse Suite
-Tienes razón. No eres como los demás. No necesitas destruir nada para demostrarte nada. Tú eres especial.”
― The Umbrella Academy, Vol. 1: Apocalypse Suite
“-Ni siquiera esas lágrimas son reales.
-¡Bueno, estas sí!
-Entonces es un desastre que no esté Vanya... podría tocar el violín.”
― The Umbrella Academy, Vol. 1: Apocalypse Suite
-¡Bueno, estas sí!
-Entonces es un desastre que no esté Vanya... podría tocar el violín.”
― The Umbrella Academy, Vol. 1: Apocalypse Suite
“-Estoy intentando contactar con un ingeniero muerto en el mundo espiritual... ¡él sabrá decirnos cómo parar esto!
-¡Ahórrate el esfuerzo! ¡Vamos a morir TODOS!”
― The Umbrella Academy, Vol. 1: Apocalypse Suite
-¡Ahórrate el esfuerzo! ¡Vamos a morir TODOS!”
― The Umbrella Academy, Vol. 1: Apocalypse Suite
