Gleefully Macabre Tales Quotes

“But since Edward was truly a wicked little boy, he'd filled this snowman with nitroglycerine, which blew the little twerp into itty bitty teeny weenie pieces.”
― Jeff Strand, Gleefully Macabre Tales

“I was sane, I would always be sane, and I was just going to have to deal with it. Sometimes life sucks. *”
― Jeff Strand, Gleefully Macabre Tales

“Depressed, I went for a long walk to figure out what to do about my healthy mental state. Didn't electroshock therapy mess up your mind if you were sane when they zapped you? I thought I'd read something about that somewhere, but I also didn't have access to an electroshock therapy device. The best I could do was stick my finger in a light bulb socket. That didn't seem like the answer. What did insane people do? Well,”
― Jeff Strand, Gleefully Macabre Tales

“Being able to separate fantasy from reality was a real bummer. I”
― Jeff Strand, Gleefully Macabre Tales