Cold-Blooded Beautiful Quotes

“It’s not my job to change or fix you…my job is to love you with no expectations of you ever being anything more than what you are. If you change at all, I will love what you become, whatever it may be.”
― Christine Zolendz, Cold-Blooded Beautiful

“And her demons, well, they played very well with mine, and when we were together, neither of us had to babysit them, they went off on their own, leaving us be.”
― Christine Zolendz, Cold-Blooded Beautiful

“Hey, love? Guess what today is?
“Smack Kade in the fucking face day?”
… “Oh, you’re bloody brilliant, love. No that only happens on Sundays.”
― Christine Zolendz, Cold-Blooded Beautiful

“She makes me sane. She makes me calm. She makes me not want to fight or slink away. She makes me want to live … Without her by my side, I’m half a fucking man, and it’s the half I can’t live with.”
― Christine Zolendz, Cold-Blooded Beautiful

“Do I have to get diapers?” he asked.
“Why, did Kade shit himself?” she laughed.
Dylan huffed loudly.  Eyebrows knitted together, “DO I NEED TO GET BOTTLES?”
Jen rolled her eyes and shook her head as if he were crazy, “Don’t you think it’s too early to start drinking?  You just got up…”
“IS THERE ANYTHING IN YOUR OVEN?”
“I’M NOT BAKING ANYTHING, YOU MORON! WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME?”
My God, you have surrounded me with idiots.”
― Christine Zolendz, Cold-Blooded Beautiful

“You know when I was younger, I used to lick anything I didn’t want taken from me.”
― Christine Zolendz, Cold-Blooded Beautiful

“She brought me back from the dead. I never realized how ugly my insides were until she showed me what beauty really was.”
― Christine Zolendz, Cold-Blooded Beautiful

“Sod off! Psych 101. There are five stages of grief and I’m owning that shit. They ARE my bitches.”
― Christine Zolendz, Cold-Blooded Beautiful

“I earned my strength when a sick psychotic man took the perfect world I built for myself, shook it like a snow globe, and smashed it up against a wall. I have earned every breath I’ve ever took, while being choked at the hands of a madman.”
― Christine Zolendz, Cold-Blooded Beautiful

“Come on its me, Mr. Dark and intriguing with a side of fucked up, Yeah I'm pretty much priceless.”
― Christine Zolendz, Cold-Blooded Beautiful

“You need to tell me what’s going on. Tell me something, babe. I can’t do this anymore, this sick twisted worrying, I need more of the story.” The sad smile he offered me pulled at my insides, “I don’t want half of you, or bits and pieces, baby. I bloody want all of you.”
― Christine Zolendz, Cold-Blooded Beautiful

“The bloody cockfucking wanker therapist wants me to write my bloody thoughts about all the tragedy in my bloody life.  It’ll be therapeutic, he says.  It’ll be closure, he cheers.  I’d bloody well like to push him over the ledge of his window, I think back.  Hang my head over the sill and tinkle my bloody fingers in a wave.  Watch him flail his arms about trying to bloody fly as he plummets, then splashes across the sidewalk. ”
― Christine Zolendz, Cold-Blooded Beautiful

“Look, I don’t know how much you know about me, but I’m not…bloody right.  I’m trying my best to be, but it’s bloody hard with everything I’ve been through.  So don’t judge.  Not unless you were ever on the receiving side of a barrel of a gun with the trigger pulled.”
― Christine Zolendz, Cold-Blooded Beautiful

“You got me, Sam. You own my soul, baby. You got me…and you healed me.”
― Christine Zolendz, Cold-Blooded Beautiful

“I turned to face Jen, who I could hear getting ready to rev up for a shriek, “If you squeee right now, I will shoot you.”
She bloody squeeed anyway.”
― Christine Zolendz, Cold-Blooded Beautiful

“I had told her I was falling in love with her, a few moments before my body claimed hers for the first time months ago, the utmost bloody disgusting cliché for a writer, but I did it. It was pure deception. Because I wasn’t falling, I had plummeted the minute I saw her, and have been lying at her feet ever since.”
― Christine Zolendz, Cold-Blooded Beautiful

“Because our future is anything we can make it.  Anything you bloody want it to be, love.  I'll write that epilogue for you.”
― Christine Zolendz, Cold-Blooded Beautiful

“Annnd, because I’m a mean dick, I poked her with my figures.  What?  Don’t give me that face, she’s used to my Kade-ness.  You should be too.  Come on, it’s me, Mr. Dark and intriguing with a side of fucked up.  Yeah, I’m pretty much priceless.”
― Christine Zolendz, Cold-Blooded Beautiful

“Okay, not hold onto something for a moment, because I’m just about to pull the pin on an awesome grenade.”
― Christine Zolendz, Cold-Blooded Beautiful

“You should be getting dressed too, instead of slumming it in your sexy-pjs all day, cuddling up under those covers. Sniffing my soap,” she smirked.
Fuuuuck. She knew I sniffed her soap? Cinnamon-motherfucking-apples. I bet she doesn’t know about her underwear…Yeah, can you see my smirk?”
― Christine Zolendz, Cold-Blooded Beautiful

“Her demons, well, they played very well with mine, and when we were together, neither of us had to babysit them, they went off on their own, leaving us be.”
― Christine Zolendz, Cold-Blooded Beautiful

“I ripped through my closets for brandy.  Found four motherfucking bottles and poured them straight down my throat.  Double-stuff-fuck-everybody.”
― Christine Zolendz, Cold-Blooded Beautiful

“sat outside in my car as if I was on an episode of a new reality TV show, Whorehunters. ”
― Christine Zolendz, Cold-Blooded Beautiful