My Madder Fatter Diary Quotes

“I need to do SOMETHING to make ME feel better about ME.”
― Rae Earl, My Madder Fatter Diary

“The point is- who is mad and who isn't?”
― Rae Earl, My Madder Fatter Diary

“What would be the best therapy? Punching the evil sod in the knob! [...]
It doesn't undo it though. You'd feel good for a second and then there's just emptiness. It's like bingeing. After the chocolate there's the wrappers.”
― Rae Earl, My Madder Fatter Diary

“Sometimes I catch myself in shop windows and I take up so much space. I see my outline. it's not me. Wish I could take my fucking skin off. RIP IT OFF.”
― Rae Earl, My Madder Fatter Diary

“I have a great contraceptive device with 100% success rate—it's called being really fat.”
― Rae Earl, My Madder Fatter Diary

“Desire to be thin grows bigger and bigger. As does my appetite.”
― Rae Earl, My Madder Fatter Diary

“I thought I would see people who had it together - but they seem to be just as messed up as me. Just in a 'we can pass exams in a better way than you' way.”
― Rae Earl, My Madder Fatter Diary

“He meant the world to me. He still MEANS it. He’ll be like my lazy eye. Cured but comes back when I’m pissed or tired.”
― Rae Earl, My Madder Fatter Diary

“Sometimes when someone has shared a hard time with you and you’ve been their shoulder to cry on they don’t seem to want to know you when they are better. It’s like they are embarrassed by what you know about them. It’s like YOU are living testament of THEIR bad time.”
― Rae Earl, My Madder Fatter Diary

“I can't stay here but I don't feel I can go anywhere else.”
― Rae Earl, My Madder Fatter Diary

“I feel like a ghost haunting my own life.”
― Rae Earl, My Madder Fatter Diary

“My biggest vice when I fall from the tightrope is to attack venomously the one I love the most.
Richard Burton.”
― Rae Earl, My Madder Fatter Diary

“THIS is why I'm single―I'm fat, I'm funny and I won't take it up the bum.”
― Rae Earl, My Madder Fatter Diary

“I want to save the world but I haven't worked out a way to save myself yet.”
― Rae Earl, My Madder Fatter Diary

“I'm madly in love with a sculpted piece of testosterone wonder called Haddock”
― Rae Earl, My Madder Fatter Diary

“Look Rachel – it was the worst thing. A bloody terrible thing but you just have to make sure, in your life, you stand up to any nonsense and if you see people getting picked on you say something. And you do. You use your big mouth to good effect most of the time. You can’t change what happened but you can change things now.”
― Rae Earl, My Madder Fatter Diary

“Why can't I tell myself that I am worth something like I tell others?”
― Rae Earl, My Madder Fatter Diary

“If I could get my head enough out of my perfect arse I could see you were perfect for me. In every way. Unfortunately my head IS up my perfect arse and therefore I am unable to go out with you.”
― Rae Earl, My Madder Fatter Diary

“Thank you Eleanor Roosevelt. I don't know who the hell you are but thank you.”
― Rae Earl, My Madder Fatter Diary

“I feel like farting.”
― Rae Earl, My Madder Fatter Diary

“Why do some men (and it is ALWAYS men) have such power to fuck things up?”
― Rae Earl, My Madder Fatter Diary

“I don't want people to really die. Never. Except New Kids on the Block. I don't even want them to die - just suffer a bit.”
― Rae Earl, My Madder Fatter Diary

“Shit! Am I a secret racist?!”
― Rae Earl, My Madder Fatter Diary

“I've got to lose weight and not change the subject to Paul McCartney when things get tough.”
― Rae Earl, My Madder Fatter Diary

“Everyone is moving on except me because everyone can.”
― Rae Earl, My Madder Fatter Diary

“I'm worried that I might really hurt myself and then people might think, when I've had a stroke or something, that someone else has beaten me up. But they haven't. If you're reading this and I'm dead know I've hit myself for years.”
― Rae Earl, My Madder Fatter Diary

“SOD PRAWN COCKTAIL - WHAT ABOUT COCK?”
― Rae Earl, My Madder Fatter Diary

“Who makes this crap up? Bored men with tiny willies.”
― Rae Earl, My Madder Fatter Diary

“What do I expect him to do? Haddock and his therapy cock magically makes it all better? Would it? Would it really Rae?”
― Rae Earl, My Madder Fatter Diary

“I said I liked ‘Mull of Kintyre’ by Wings more than ‘A Day in the Life’ by The Beatles. Everybody went mad at me but they are just trying to be cool and I don’t bloody care. I am not saying that ‘A Day in the Life’ is NOT a better song. I’m saying at this time of year in particular I just want Christmassy and not John Lennon being arty...‘A Day in the Life’ is about A BLOODY CAR CRASH. HAPPY CHRISTMAS RINGO! COME ON!!”
― Rae Earl, My Madder Fatter Diary