Don't Squat With Yer Spurs On! Quotes

“Never miss a good chance to shut up.”
― Texas Bix Bender, Don't Squat With Yer Spurs On!: A Cowboy's Guide to Life

“After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good that he started
roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The
moral: when you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.”
― Texas Bix Bender, Don't Squat With Yer Spurs On!: A Cowboy's Guide to Life

“Remain independent of any source of income that will deprive you of your personal liberties.”
― Texas Bix Bender, Don't Squat With Yer Spurs On!: A Cowboy's Guide to Life

“Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a raindance.”
― Texas Bix Bender, Don't Squat With Yer Spurs On!: A Cowboy's Guide to Life

“There's a lot more to ridin' a horse than just sittin' in the saddle and lettin' yer feet hang down.”
― Texas Bix Bender, Don't Squat With Yer Spurs On!: A Cowboy's Guide to Life