Valentine's Slay Quotes

“I pissed on his grave today,” he said. I nearly choked. “Noah!” “What? I checked first to make sure no one was looking.”
― Navessa Allen, Valentine's Slay

“Say iiiiiit,” I urged. “Say it, say it, say it, I’m the youngest child, I can keep this up all night, say it, say it, say it, say—”
― Navessa Allen, Valentine's Slay

“She was ogling me, her cheeks pink, eyes wide, mouth open as her gaze drank me in.”
― Navessa Allen, Valentine's Slay

“Not to toot my own horn”
― Navessa Allen, Valentine's Slay

“I’m going to fucking kill him,” she seethed. “Not to toot my own horn, but I am pretty good at disposing of bodies.”
― Navessa Allen, Valentine's Slay

“She was ogling me”
― Navessa Allen, Valentine's Slay

“You’re the most beautiful woman in the tri-county area”
― Navessa Allen, Valentine's Slay

“You okay over there?” “No,” she said. “I’ve put myself in time-out. Three minutes left.”
― Navessa Allen, Valentine's Slay

“I’m going to fucking kill him,” she seethed. “Not to toot my own horn”
― Navessa Allen, Valentine's Slay

“Was she a curvy goddess? Yes. Could I still bench-press her? Also yes.”
― Navessa Allen, Valentine's Slay

“I sent her a sideways look. “Any sudden aversion to garlic? Urges to drink my blood?” She slapped my arm. “I’m not a vampire.” I snorted. “That’s exactly what a vampire would say.”
― Navessa Allen, Valentine's Slay

“Wow”
― Navessa Allen, Valentine's Slay