Death of a Curator Quotes

“We're still sweeping up the dematerialised ashes of supplicants murdered during your last visit. I'm not sure 'harsh' is entirely justified.”
― Malory, Death of a Curator

“He’d once fancied himself a patron of the arts but, over time, had decided that most of the arts weren’t worth patronising.”
― Malory, Death of a Curator

“No. I much prefer it when people tell outrageous lies. It keeps me in business.”
― Malory, Death of a Curator

“If I could charge the public a stupidity tax, the museum would have its funding forever.”
― Malory, Death of a Curator