Wangye, Your Consort Is a Walking Disaster Quotes

“I only just learned today that Wei Kingdom is so desperately short of men that the Fifth Princess must come steal—er... ‘request’ someone else’s husband.”
― Seirrielle Olyveire, Wangye, Your Consort Is a Walking Disaster: (Esthalis: Nire)

“Think of it like you accidentally stepped in mud once. You just dipped your foot in water, shook it twice, and the mud fell right off.”
― Seirrielle Olyveire, Wangye, Your Consort Is a Walking Disaster: (Esthalis: Nire)

“If I don’t hurry up and have fun with him early on, he’ll probably get old and die after just a few breaths.”
― Seirrielle Olyveire, Wangye, Your Consort Is a Walking Disaster: (Esthalis: Nire)

“You fool… lying there like a wooden log stretching out a branch at me all night.”
― Seirrielle Olyveire, Wangye, Your Consort Is a Walking Disaster: (Esthalis: Nire)

“Wring his neck, then boil him! Make sure he’s nice and tender too. I’ll come back to eat him this evening.”
― Seirrielle Olyveire, Wangye, Your Consort Is a Walking Disaster: (Esthalis: Nire)