Tall Tales with Short Cocks Vol. 4 Quotes

“TERROR MAN. TERROR FACE. TERROR CLOWN. TERROR CHILD. TERROR MAN. TERROR FACE. TERROR CLOWN. TERROR CHILD.”
― Douglas Hackle, Tall Tales with Short Cocks Vol. 4

“All over Russia, bears were depressed. The Yeti were moving west. This was due to global warming, but the bears hadn’t gone to university so they didn’t understand the bigger picture. All they knew was that one day bears were the best animals, and the next these strange creatures were punching them in the face and eating all their salmon and berries.”
― Grady Hendrix, Tall Tales with Short Cocks Vol. 4