Arthur Graham > Quotes

“Florida was like a pathetic, flaccid cock unable to
work it up. Meanwhile, Cuba sat waiting like a big, wet
pussy, not even a hundred miles out.”
― Arthur Graham

“And the years flow past, each of them as unremarkable as the next, as unnoticed as nanoseconds, in fact, not even long enough to contain anything noticeable – centuries just barely registered as moments in space/time. Soon the millennia are passing by at a modest rate of 47 per minute, and of course all manner of things noticeable and not-so-noticeable occur along the way (though most falling into the latter category). Naturally there come periods where lying is greatly rewarded, followed by periods where lying is greatly punished (our poor unlucky editor!), along with every other conceivable and inconceivable reversal and re-reversal of standards, and…

Wait, did anyone else just hear God yawn?”
― Arthur Graham

“I wasn't sure which I appreciated less—the insincere concern or the genuine indifference.”
― Arthur Graham, Editorial

“It is so small secret that many writers are also alcoholics, drug addicts, sexual deviants, or habitual wearers of blue jeans (in some cases all of the above).”
― Arthur Graham, Editorial

“Norman Mailer once said that “Writing books is the closest men ever come to childbearing.” I always figured the closest we ever came was taking a giant shit. Same thing for some, I guess.”
― Arthur Graham, Whores of the Industry

“Prince's First Posthumous Tweet:

“when u go on social media today please make sure to make my death all about u k thanks”

(Retweeted from Bowie who retweeted from Lemmy who retweeted from Michael Jackson who is actually still alive and on Twitter)”
― Arthur Graham, Cracker-Ass Honky Blues