The Girl on the Boat Quotes

“Bream Mortimer was tall and thin. He had small bright eyes and a sharply curving nose. He looked much more like a parrot than most parrots do. It gave strangers a momentary shock of surprise when they saw Bream Mortimer in restaurants, eating roast beef. They had the feeling that he would have preferred sunflower seeds.”
― P.G. Wodehouse, The Girl on the Boat

“Billie knew all. And, terrible though the fact is as an indictment of the male sex, when a woman knows all, there is invariably trouble ahead for some man.”
― P.G. Wodehouse, The Girl on the Boat

“If you are a millionaire beset by blackmailers or anyone else to whose comfort the best legal advice is essential, and have decided to put your affairs in the hands of the ablest and discreetest firm in London, you proceed through a dark and grimy entry and up a dark and grimy flight of stairs; and, having felt your way along a dark and grimy passage, you come at length to a dark and grimy door. There is plenty of dirt in other parts of Ridgeway's Inn, but nowhere is it so plentiful, so rich in alluvial deposits, as on the exterior of the offices of Marlowe, Thorpe, Prescott, Winslow and Appleby. As you tap on the topmost of the geological strata concealing the ground-glass of the door, a sense of relief and security floods your being. For in London grubbiness is the gauge of a lawyer's respectability.”
― P.G. Wodehouse, The Girl on the Boat

“What magic there is in a girl's smile! It is the raisin which, dropped in the yeast of male complacency, induces fermentation.”
― P.G. Wodehouse, The Girl on the Boat

“The last few minutes of waiting in a cupboard are always the hardest.”
― P.G. Wodehouse, The Girl on the Boat

“His manner had the offensive jauntiness of the man who has had a cold bath when he might just as easily have had a hot one.”
― P.G. Wodehouse, Three Men and a Maid

“She wished that she had been content with one of the seats at the back. But Jane Hubbard had insisted on the front row. She always had a front-row seat at witch dances in Africa, and the thing had become a habit.”
― P.G. Wodehouse, The Girl on the Boat

“Sam Marlowe had a touch of the philosopher in him. He had the ability to adapt himself to circumstances. It had been no part of his plans to come whizzing down off the rail into this singularly soup-like water which tasted in equal parts of oil and dead rats; but, now that he was here he was prepared to make the best of the situation.”
― P.G. Wodehouse, Three Men and a Maid

“Never! Never! There is no man at Ealing West! There never was a man at Ealing West!" It was at this point that Jno. Peters began for the first time to entertain serious doubts of the girl's mental balance. The most elementary acquaintance with the latest census told him that there were any number of men at Ealing West. The place was full of them. Would a sane woman have made an assertion to the contrary? He thought not, and he was glad that he had the revolver with him. She had done nothing as yet actively violent, but it was nice to feel prepared.”
― P.G. Wodehouse, The Girl on the Boat

“Don't do it. Women are the devil, whether they marry you or jilt you. Do you realise that women wear black evening dresses that have to be hooked up in a hurry when you are late for the theatre, and that, out of sheer wanton malignity, the hooks and eyes on those dresses are also made black? Do you realise...?”
― P.G. Wodehouse, The Girl on the Boat

“Když žena ví vše, pak pravidelně čekají nějakého muže maléry.”
― P.G. Wodehouse, The Girl on the Boat