The Nanny Piggins Guide to Conquering Christmas Quotes

“Samantha,' said Nanny Piggins, 'make a note. We will have to give Samson a blood transfusion after afternoon tea.”
― R.A. Spratt, The Nanny Piggins Guide to Conquering Christmas

“10. Remove your cookies from the oven, lay them out on a cooling rack and dust them with caster sugar for extra crunchiness. 11. Eat, enjoy and share with any law enforcement officer who is cross with you. PS. If you get into trouble as much as I do then it is wise to make up a double batch of dough, and keep half in the fridge as a standby. (Roll the spare dough into a log and wrap it up in cling wrap.) Then, if you find out the police are about to swoop, you can quickly get a batch in the oven before they kick in your door. With”
― R.A. Spratt, The Nanny Piggins Guide to Conquering Christmas