Mitosis Quotes

“The day had finally arrived, a day I’d been awaiting for ten years. A glorious day, a momentous day, a day of import and distinction.
It was time to buy a hot dog.”
― Brandon Sanderson, Mitosis

“Some of us fought back with guns and assassinations. Others fought back with a little hot dog stand on the corner.”
― Brandon Sanderson, Mitosis

“It’s okay. I’m a rhinoceros astronaut.” She was silent a moment. “Oh, sparks. You’re going delusional.” “No, no. I mean, I’m surprising. I’ll surprise him. What’s the most surprising thing you can think of? Bet it’s a rhinoceros astronaut.”
― Brandon Sanderson, Mitosis

“A true Chicago dog looks like someone fired a bazooka at a vegetable stand, then scraped the remnants off the wall and slathered it on a tube of meat.”
― Brandon Sanderson, Mitosis

“It’s okay. I’m a rhinoceros astronaut.”
― Brandon Sanderson, Mitosis

“Epics have this habit of treating physics like something that happens to other people, like acne and debt.”
― Brandon Sanderson, Mitosis

“You’re unreasonably lucky, son,” Prof said, settling onto the stool beside my hospital bed.”
― Brandon Sanderson, Mitosis

“Air is really, really awesome.”
― Brandon Sanderson, Mitosis

“Yeah,” I said. “Or glitter in soup.”
― Brandon Sanderson, Mitosis

“A true Chicago dog looks like someone fired a bazooka at a vegetable stand, then scraped”
― Brandon Sanderson, Mitosis

“Why would there be glitter in my soup in the first place?”
― Brandon Sanderson, Mitosis

“I watched with disturbed fascination as the corpses decomposed, flesh turning to a pale tan goo. The bones melted after, and then the clothing. In seconds, each corpse was just a pile of colored gunk, and even that seemed to be evaporating.”
― Brandon Sanderson, Mitosis

“Yellow mustard, onions, chunked tomatoes, sweet pickle relish, peppers—whole, of course, and pickled—a dill pickle slice, and a pinch of celery salt. Just like I remembered. A true Chicago dog looks like someone fired a bazooka at a vegetable stand, then scraped the remnants off the wall and slathered it on a tube of meat. I”
― Brandon Sanderson, Mitosis

“I wanna kiss you!” I shouted. “Like the wind kisses the ra-i-ain!”
― Brandon Sanderson, Mitosis

“It's okay. I'm a rhinoceros astronaut.”
― Brandon Sanderson, Mitosis

“Air. Air is really, really awesome.”
― Brandon Sanderson, Mitosis