Tales from the Trailer-hood Quotes

“I ask you, what is the proper etiquette? Do you tell someone their breast is rolling around on their stomach like a cantaloupe in a plastic grocery bag, or do you wait until they notice?”
― Skip Clark, Tales from the Trailer-hood

“Seven babies’ seven baby daddies, I don't makes the same mistake twice.”
― Skip Clark, Tales from the Trailer-hood

“It is now a three-leg and one and three-quarter-eared cat. The cat still watches NASCAR, drinks beer, and is the smartest one of the three.”
― Skip Clark, Tales from the Trailer-hood

“Mr. Skip, if I knew I was going to live this long. I probably wouldn’t have lived this long.”
― Skip Clark, Tales from the Trailer-hood

“I am what I eat and drink, that’s why my sweat smells like bacon and beer.”
― Skip Clark, Tales from the Trailer-hood

“Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster.”
Friedrich Nietzsche”
― Skip Clark, Tales from the Trailer-hood