Backward Compatible Quotes

“Remember that time we were playing Tossing Bitches and I killed you by accidentally tossing a bitch at you?”
― Sarah Daltry, Backward Compatible

“And the next time you worry about not being normal, just remember my words of wisdom.” “Which are?” I ask. “Fuck normal.”
― Sarah Daltry, Backward Compatible

“We need to get out of here and blow some shit up. There is way too much Nicholas Sparks nonsense happening at this table.”
― Sarah Daltry, Backward Compatible

“No rough housing.” “Rough housing? We’re twenty,” I point out. “Fine.” He surveys the scene, noticing the girls. “Then no orgies.” He takes his leave.”
― Sarah Daltry, Backward Compatible

“Do you have our frequent gamers card?” “No.” “Do you want to sign up for our frequent gamers card?” “No, thank you.” “Do you want to put ten bucks down on the pre-release of Need for Speed 53?” “No.” “Do you want to put money down on any other upcoming titles?” “No.” “Do you want to sign up for our email service to notify you of gamer news?” “No.” “Do you want to sign up for a subscription to Techtaphonic, our store’s magazine?” “Good lord, no. Can I just buy the game?”
― Sarah Daltry, Backward Compatible

“These are my kind of guys, and I am a girl in a game store. Since I know it won’t result in actual violence, I have no problem playing the boob card.”
― Sarah Daltry, Backward Compatible

“composes them,” I say. “Get composing, Mozart. All I hear now is symphony in bitch minor,”
― Sarah Daltry, Backward Compatible

“He’s babbling about getting dinner before the movie. I already regret saying yes. I’m going to have to listen to him for hours. He wants to “get to know me,” which is code for trying to get some action. I don’t do action. I have no need for it. It’s messy and dramatic and far less impressive than a well-timed Volcano spell.”
― Sarah Daltry, Backward Compatible