Coeds and Cattails Quotes

“Carter sighed. “If I started praying now and didn’t stop until I took my final breath, it probably still wouldn’t be enough to get me through the pearly gates.” “God sent you Gertie,” Ida Belle said, “so you’re probably getting extra credit.”
― Jana Deleon, Coeds and Cattails

“Except for his cast-iron skillet. Apparently, once they were seasoned right, you kept them for life and could request burial with them if you didn’t have a relative you liked well enough to pass it on to.”
― Jana Deleon, Coeds and Cattails

“Father Michael—clearly drunk or confused—probably both—lifted a goblet of wine and began the Communion ceremony, taking a sip every time he said amen, which was about every third word in the Father Michael drinking game version.”
― Jana Deleon, Coeds and Cattails