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The Secret Diary of Lizzie Bennet The Secret Diary of Lizzie Bennet by Bernie Su
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“Either I'm changing very quickly, and everything is standing still, or I'm the one standing still and everything is changing around me. Either way, I'm out of joint with the world.”
Kate Rorick, The Secret Diary of Lizzie Bennet
“When it comes to languages, I'm passably fluent in HTML.”
Bernie Su, The Secret Diary of Lizzie Bennet
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“Two parts of me have been at war. Your... odd family, your financial troubles- your in a different world from me. people expect me to travel in certain circles. And I do respect the wishes of my family, but not today. I've tried to fight it for months now, but Lizzie Bennet... I'm in love with you.”
Bernie Su, The Secret Diary of Lizzie Bennet
“I don’t think Kitty’s been fixed yet. We can see about getting her a nice cat boyfriend and creating some cat grandchildren for her to fret over.”
Bernie Su, The Secret Diary of Lizzie Bennet
“Either I'm changing very quickly, and everything is standing still, or I'm the one standing still and everything is changing around me. Either way, I'm out of joint with the world.”
Bernie Su, The Secret Diary of Lizzie Bennet
“God, was I being too selfish? I could feel my eyes stinging . . . and my resolve crumbling. “Well, Lizzie. It sounds as if you have a decision to make,” my dad said with a sigh. “Dad . . . if you tell me to take this job, I will.” My dad just looked at me for a moment, considering. “Do you want this job?” “No!” I sniffled. “It would be terrible. But if you need me to—” “Then don’t you dare.” His words came out fierce—fiercer than I’ve ever heard in my entire life. “Your mother’s and my financial problems are our own. You don’t get to carry that burden. You’ll have your own as soon as your student loans come due, so don’t worry about us.” “But—” “You have dreams, Lizzie.” He laid a hand on my shoulder. “Goals. Now is the time in your life to pursue them. Don’t put them on hold. Because if you do, pretty soon you’ll be middle-aged with three children, working a job simply to pay the bills. And you’ll have forgotten what those dreams were.”
Bernie Su, The Secret Diary of Lizzie Bennet
“Now, my sister has been called a lot of things:sweet, kind, a living Disney princess, but none of those things imply that she would ever date someone just for his money.”
Bernie Su, The Secret Diary of Lizzie Bennet
“She fished inside and brought out two movie choices. “This evening’s distraction. Do you want to watch pretty people fall in love or things blowing up?” I eyed them both. “Do you have anything with pretty people blowing up?” I asked, and Charlotte threw a pillow at me. This right here? This is why I have a bestie.”
Bernie Su, The Secret Diary of Lizzie Bennet
“That's what Facebook was invented for, to keep people you don't care to remember at a polite distance.”
Bernie Su, The Secret Diary of Lizzie Bennet
“summer, while I was staying with my friends the Lees.” “Oh, the Lees! You must tell me how Bing is doing back at medical school in Los Angeles—and that darling Caroline, have you snapped that one up yet? She’s almost too good for you, what with her accomplishments and beauty—and she knows absolutely everyone worth knowing . . .” It might have been a hunger-induced hallucination,”
Bernie Su, The Secret Diary of Lizzie Bennet