Seducing the Bridesmaid Quotes

“Southern women. Sweet as pie until they’re pissed, then it’s all shotguns and setting shit on fire.”
― Katee Robert, Seducing the Bridesmaid

“You weren’t kidding when you said there was nothing sweet about you. That orgasm should have been mine.”
― Katee Robert, Seducing the Bridesmaid

“It's okay if you're intimidated by my overwhelming masculinity. I promise to take good care of you."
"How sweet of you. But let's be honest. I'd ruin you for other women, and I'm just too nice to do that to an adorable thing like you.”
― Katee Robert, Seducing the Bridesmaid

“Regan?"

"Where are you?"

"You called." He was so relieved to hear her voice ti took him a few seconds to catch up with the question. "I'm in Tennessee." Where else would he be?

"No, really? And here I thought you'd flown to the moon in the last week." She took a shuddering breath, some of the strength leaving her voice. "So, did you know you live in the woods? Like way out there. What the hell is wrong with you? Who chooses to live surrounded by rabid animals who are only too happy to eat your face off?"

How the hell did she know... Brock slammed on his brakes and nearly fishtailed off the highway. Thank God no one else was on the road or he would have caused a wreck. "Where are you?"

"I'd think that was obvious. I'm in your front yard, engaged in a staring contest with a squirrel."

"Do not move." He jerked the wheel and flipped a bitch in the middle of the road. "I'm coming."

"I'm not moving. I'm pretty sure this little beast will go for my throat the second I do. So... hurry.”
― Katee Robert, Seducing the Bridesmaid

“The man was great, but no man was great enough to sever a friendship between her and one of her girls. Chicks before dicks, and all that.”
― Katee Robert, Seducing the Bridesmaid

“He released her arm and crossed his own over his chest. "I'm trying not to jump to conclusions. Spit it out."
"I'm more of a swallowing kind of a girl."
Holy hell.”
― Katee Robert, Seducing the Bridesmaid

“Woman you’re as mean as a copperhead. Come here let’s find out if you’re as cold-blooded.”
― Katee Robert, Seducing the Bridesmaid

“I bet you don't hear no a lot."
"It's a dirty word. I'm not a fan of it.”
― Katee Robert, Seducing the Bridesmaid

“A Short Southern Screw? So I was right. You're craving something south ot the Mason-Dixon Line."
He moved closer, crowding her even though there was still a good twelve inches between them.
"I can assure you, though, I'm a man who isn't short in any sense of the word.”
― Katee Robert, Seducing the Bridesmaid

“Well darlin’, I fuck who I want to. And right now that’s you.”
― Katee Robert, Seducing the Bridesmaid