Confessions of the Very First Zombie Slayer Quotes

“This wasn’t Oakwood High where there were enough of us to form whatever factions we liked to fight our own separate battles. It wasn’t Tulsa Zoo, either, where everyone with legs long enough to reach a gas pedal could all fight the same one together. There were adults here, parents, real parents, which is like being around adults squared.”
― F.J.R. Titchenell, Confessions of the Very First Zombie Slayer

“That’s probably the best thing you can say about zombies. They put everything else in perspective.”
― F.J.R. Titchenell, Confessions of the Very First Zombie Slayer

“That stopped Norman in mid-shake, and I watched him remember that she hadn’t been one of us, they didn’t come from the same place, they had never had an understanding in the old world, and maybe no amount of vodka, fifties rock, and fighting for our lives together could really change that in this one.”
― F.J.R. Titchenell, Confessions of the Very First Zombie Slayer

“Yeah, a guy who can fit in women’s glove sizes. That’s different, alright.”
― F.J.R. Titchenell, Confessions of the Very First Zombie Slayer

“I didn’t say anything about that, but I was thinking three things: How much further out of touch we’d fallen than I’d thought. How relieved I was to know that she hadn’t come by her perfect skin and extra two cup sizes without a little help. How long that one emergency pad was going to last.”
― F.J.R. Titchenell, Confessions of the Very First Zombie Slayer

“Pretty much all the human bodies that existed on earth, the ones that were annoying when all they usually did was make places crowded, are now actually, actively trying to kill us and everything else that moves, and your plan is to go into Manhattan?”
― F.J.R. Titchenell, Confessions of the Very First Zombie Slayer