Misbehaving Quotes

“No sex position, no matter how well-written, can make up for the lack of a good partner.”
― Tiffany Reisz, Misbehaving

“If people had more and better sex and felt less guilty about it, we’d live in a much better world.”
― Tiffany Reisz, Misbehaving

“I’m inside you. I am officially the luckiest man on the planet.”
― Tiffany Reisz, Misbehaving

“God, you’re tight,” Ben groaned.

“That was a good groan?” Beatriz asked.

“The best groan. I could live and die inside you.”
― Tiffany Reisz, Misbehaving

“That was…” he began. “No. I’m done. I don’t have the words. You sucked my vocabulary out with my cum.”
― Tiffany Reisz, Misbehaving

“I thought I was over you. But then I was under you. And now I’m in love with you.”
― Tiffany Reisz, Misbehaving

“When I’m having good sex, I’m the happiest, least violent person on earth. If people had more and better sex and felt less guilty about it, we’d live in a much better world.”
“I am happy to help you in your quest to fuck for world peace.”
“I’ll take you up on that offer.”
― Tiffany Reisz, Misbehaving

“When I’m having good sex, I’m the happiest, least violent person on earth. If people had more and better sex and felt less guilty about it, we’d live in a much better world.”
― Tiffany Reisz, Misbehaving

“We have all this freedom in America—freedom people fought and died for—and we’re so afraid to exercise it. We’re afraid to talk about things that might offend other people, afraid to do what we want because someone might call us a ‘slut.”
― Tiffany Reisz, Misbehaving

“Want a blow job in the shower?
Business or pleasure? Ben wrote back before adding a vital caveat. Never mind. My cock just told me it doesn’t care why. Coming.
Yes. Yes you are.”
― Tiffany Reisz, Misbehaving

“You can either hold me up by my ass or we can put pillows under my hips to raise them.”
“Let’s go for the pillows.”
“You think I’m too heavy to lift?” she asked with a wicked gleam in her eyes.
“No, I just want my hands free to play with your boobs.”
“Good point. THIs position is supposed to help the man ‘give the clit the attention it deserves’. That’s me quoting the book, by the way.”
“I like this book. It’s nice and friendly and tells me to touch your clit. I appreciate that.”
“So does my clit. Ready?”
Ben glanced down. HE was more than ready.
“God, yes.”
“Alright,” Beatriz said. “Let’s do it.”
― Tiffany Reisz, Misbehaving

“There are twenty-five positions in the book. We just need to try out about five of them to give a fair review.”
“Five?” Ben tried to mas his disappointment. As turned on as he was he could have tried out five tonight alone.
“Maybe more if we have time. I know you’re busy this week. I don’t want to impose on your cock.”
“Impose on it. Please.”
“Should we get started?”
“I will literally, actually, in reality die if we don’t.”
― Tiffany Reisz, Misbehaving

“Sometimes I think I’m kinky because I fantasize about slapping you. And then I realize I really just want to slap you.”
― Tiffany Reisz, Misbehaving

“Kiss me, I’m horny.”
― Tiffany Reisz, Misbehaving

“A pretty bartender, chocolate skin and ebony eyes, gave him a broad smile and an “I’ll be right there” wink as she poured a glass of wine for another customer.”
― Tiffany Reisz, Misbehaving

“Beatriz loved him?
“I have to love her back for the rest of my life,” he said to himself. “It’s the only gentlemanly thing to do.”
― Tiffany Reisz, Misbehaving

“Chapter six on woman-on-top positions was my favourite. Because boobs.”
― Tiffany Reisz, Misbehaving

“Henry, what the hell-”
“She wants to fuck me up the butt, Ben.” Henry stepped forward and wrapped Ben in a hug. “Hold me.”
― Tiffany Reisz, Misbehaving

“He usually never ate this much, but he figured he’d lost about two pounds in semen in the past twenty-four hours.”
― Tiffany Reisz, Misbehaving

“We’re not dating. We’re not a couple. I don’t want people to think something’s going on that isn’t,” she said.
Ben stared at her.
“I just came in your mouth.”
Beatriz glared at him.
“Okay, good point,” she said, smiling. “Lunch it is then.”
― Tiffany Reisz, Misbehaving

“You read the Miss Bea Haven column?” She sounded pleasantly surprised, almost flattered.
“Of course not. A column where the sexiest woman on earth pleasures herself with sex toys and then writes about it? Gross.”
― Tiffany Reisz, Misbehaving

“Go talk to Ben.”
“Can I fuck my bride-to-be first please?”
“No. Ben first. Then me.”
“I have to fuck Ben first? Good thing he’s pretty.”
― Tiffany Reisz, Misbehaving

“Kiss me, I’m horny.”
“Best four words ever spoken.”
― Tiffany Reisz, Misbehaving