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Dads Versus Zombies Dads Versus Zombies by Benjamin Wallace
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“I’m not an asshole because I don’t like people. I’m an asshole so people won’t like me.”
― Benjamin Wallace, Dads vs. Zombies
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“Yes,” Chris said. “We outsmarted a bunch of corpses.”
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“this is the worst apocalypse ever.” “Well,”
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“A piece of gum was five tickets. This equated to roughly four dollars by the time it had gone through the “Fun Zone” cash/credit/points/tickets/crap conversion.”
― Benjamin Wallace, Dads vs. Zombies
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