Back to School, Weird Kids Rule! Quotes

“Dude, you were totally out!” said Alexia.”
― Dan Gutman, Back to School, Weird Kids Rule!

“brush my teeth seven times a day so I won’t get gingivitis,” I told him. “Once when I wake up, once after breakfast, once before lunch, once after lunch, once before dinner, once after dinner, and once at bedtime. And of course I floss and use mouthwash every day”
― Dan Gutman, Back to School, Weird Kids Rule!

“First of all,” he said, “I’m not your boyfriend.”
― Dan Gutman, Back to School, Weird Kids Rule!

“days, so we should really go to school all year round, if you ask me. Anyway, back to the story . . . Ding-dong!”
― Jim Paillot, Back to School, Weird Kids Rule!

“1. Andrea has 10 crayons, but, nah-nah-nah boo-boo, A.J. took 5 of them! How many does Andrea have now?”
― Dan Gutman, Back to School, Weird Kids Rule!

“(Who doesn’t like toasted marshmallows?)”
― Dan Gutman, Back to School, Weird Kids Rule!

“kidding me,”
― Dan Gutman, Back to School, Weird Kids Rule!

“The #2 reason why I love school . . . School has rules! Rules are important. If we didn’t have rules, the boys would misbehave and shoot spitballs and cut in line and shout things out without raising their hands first. Because that’s what boys do. And the next thing you know, all the boys would be running wild in the streets and doing disgusting boy things like burping the alphabet and making armpit farts. That’s why it’s really important to have rules and for everybody to follow them. Especially boys.”
― Dan Gutman, Back to School, Weird Kids Rule!

“The #1 reason why I love school . . . Our wonderful teachers! I love teachers because they are so nice to devote their lives to children (not even their own children!). Maybe I’ll be a teacher when I grow up. Or maybe I’ll be a veterinarian. Or a singer. Or a dancer. Maybe I’ll be a singing and dancing veterinarian who teaches in her spare time! I’m really not sure what I want to be when I grow up. But I don’t have to decide that right now, do I? If you ask me, a teacher should win the Nobel Prize. That’s a prize they give out to people who do something good for the world. What, you thought it was for something else?”
― Dan Gutman, Back to School, Weird Kids Rule!

“DRESS UP AS FOR CIVIL WAR WEEK?”
― Dan Gutman, Back to School, Weird Kids Rule!

“interesting, too, so I started”
― Dan Gutman, Back to School, Weird Kids Rule!

“TV is boring,” I said. “Let’s read a book together.”
― Dan Gutman, Back to School, Weird Kids Rule!