The Intern Quotes

“That anonymous coward is probably forty years old with raging BO and still living in his mum’s granny flat”
― Gabrielle Tozer, The Intern

“One troll called me ‘Slutty the bush skankaroo’.”
― Gabrielle Tozer, The Intern

“When you’re single it can seem like everyone else comes in pairs.”
― Gabrielle Tozer, The Intern

“Melons. The girls. Gazongas. I could rattle off every nickname in the world for my boobs – oops nearly forgot jubblies – but it didn’t change the fact they were small.”
― Gabrielle Tozer, The Intern

“Step away from the camembert.”
― Gabrielle Tozer, The Intern

“Only our pinkie fingers were laced together, but it was enough to send shudders of electricity through my hand.”
― Gabrielle Tozer, The Intern

“Without even realising or trying, you got me.”
― Gabrielle Tozer, The Intern

“The letters Y, E and S danced on my tongue and shimmied between my teeth.”
― Gabrielle Tozer, The Intern

“The way he teased me made me feel tingly and giggly, like I’d had champagne for breakfast.”
― Gabrielle Tozer, The Intern

“Operation Find A Toilet Before It Was Too Late was in full swing.”
― Gabrielle Tozer, The Intern