As Good As Dead Quotes

“Now those two processes are really going to kick into high gear because it's time to—'
'Microwave him.'
'Will you stop saying *microwave* *him?*'.”
― Holly Jackson, As Good As Dead: A Good Girl's Guide to Murder Trilogie, Book 3

“Microwave him”
― Holly Jackson, As Good As Dead: A Good Girl's Guide to Murder Trilogie, Book 3

“Is it normal for one person to have this many enemies? I’m the problem, aren’t I? How did it get so late already?
I understand why they all hate me.
I might hate me too.”
― Holly Jackson, As Good As Dead: A Good Girl's Guide to Murder Trilogie, Book 3

“Real mean wear floral when trespassing.”
― Holly Jackson, As Good As Dead: A Good Girl's Guide to Murder Trilogie, Book 3