Your Guide to the Jewish Holidays Quotes

“When you wake up the next morning and see a bag filled with stale pieces of bread, a candle, a wooden spoon, and a feather, you may be wondering what you did last night and weather anyone got hurt [Note: This is some strange Jewish custom].”
― Cantor Matt Axelrod, Your Guide to the Jewish Holidays: From Shofar to Seder

“Chanukah; It's a miracle anyone can spell it!”
― Cantor Matt Axelrod, Your Guide to the Jewish Holidays: From Shofar to Seder