The Alaskan Mummy Quotes

“Excuse me soldiers, but do you mind stepping away from your lady friends?"
We were here for the prostitutes.
"And why should we do that crypt Keeper?”
― Khalia Hades, The Alaskan Mummy

“How the fuck did a mummy get stuck under our floorboards?”

Shaking my head, I smile. “I have no idea.” I point toward the hallway leading to the closet between our bedroom doors. “Grab the explosives.”
― Khalia Hades, The Alaskan Mummy

“What the fuck is that? Harley Vibrator?”
― Khalia Hades, The Alaskan Mummy

“I’m going to need a wig.”
― Khalia Hades, The Alaskan Mummy

“Cold?” I smiled.
“Fuck the temperature drop.” he shivered. “Is it dead?”
― Khalia Hades, The Alaskan Mummy

“Curse!”
― Khalia Hades, The Alaskan Mummy

“I shrug. I tend to do that alot. “A mummy.”
“Hold up a second.” he starts to pace. “How the
fuck did a mummy get stuck under our floorboards?”
Shaking my head, I smile. “I have no idea.”
― Khalia Hades, The Alaskan Mummy

“I had to laugh. “Come on, Scooby Doo. Let see what’re made of.”
Ank scoffed dryly. “I’m made of chicken shit.” he bobs his head to the side. “That’s what I'm made of.”
― Khalia Hades, The Alaskan Mummy

“Ank froze. The moaning became more stressful and a little bit louder. “I think its coming from the basement.”
Without warning, Ank grabs a pool stick and starts banging on the floorboards. “Would you shut up! It four o’clock in the morning and people are trying to get their beauty sleep!”
― Khalia Hades, The Alaskan Mummy

“There was a slight rapping at my bathroom door.
"Are you alright in there?"
"No." I responded. "I'm drowning.”
― Khalia Hades, The Alaskan Mummy

“Where did they get this guy? Seriously, fresh from the Birdcage club?”
― Khalia Hades, The Alaskan Mummy

“I have nothing against gay officers, but its time to get your shit straight an leave the drag at home.”
― Khalia Hades, The Alaskan Mummy

“I know you did what you could to help pappa."
"Kid," I brushed his hand off my shoulder. "Your father did a stupid thing and paid the price for it. Now fuck off.”
― Khalia Hades, The Alaskan Mummy