Godhunter Quotes

“In real life, Snow White stays dead and Rapunzel grows old, alone in her tower. In real life, you gotta have enough sense to stay away from ugly bitches offering you shiny apples and have enough balls to cut off your own hair and use it as a ladder if needs be. In real life, you gotta save yourself and the only happy endings are the ones paid for in massage parlors.”
― Amy Sumida, Godhunter

“Bad leather, Viking gods should be naked.”
― Amy Sumida, Godhunter

“You were trying to insult him by calling him Blue?” Thor narrowed his eyes. “I can think of several things more insulting, right off the top of my head.” “She told him it would be the color of his balls if he kept trying to boff her,” Ull’s voice inserted helpfully. “You what?” I didn’t know if Thor was going to laugh or choke. “Well not in those precise words,” I mumbled.”
― Amy Sumida, Godhunter

“Vampire Slayer,” I grumbled, “Try killing a god sometime and then get back to me. Blondie wouldn't last a day. She'd be whining to her mommy about the unfairness of it all within minutes. Oh, and falling for your prey... total amateur. You don't poop where you eat and you don't kill where you sleep. Or sleep with who you kill. No wait, that's necrophilia,” I frowned and then shook my head. “Oh whatever, it's just dumb to let your prey seduce you.”
― Amy Sumida, Godhunter

“I needed to get out of Dodge and I couldn’t depend on Tanto, my trusty sidekick, to help me. As usual, I was alone… and what the hell was the Lone Ranger doing with a sidekick anyway, come to think of it? Didn’t his name pretty much indicate that he was more the solitary type?”
― Amy Sumida, Godhunter