The Spy's Little Zonbi Quotes

“I believe a family just isn’t complete without skeletons. My dearest momma clean bit off my daddy’s nose right around the time they divorced.”
― Cole Alpaugh, The Spy's Little Zonbi

“And in a land accustomed to so much anguish, Chase tried to be careful with words. His soccer moms began assigning
nicknames during the first day of official practice: Difom, Kakas, Kochma, and Maldyok, which roughly translated to Deformed, Carcass, Nightmare, and Bad Eye.
He made a new rule regarding nicknames.”
― Cole Alpaugh, The Spy's Little Zonbi

“The two smallest boys were cut down first, bodies bounding in different directions as they were shot from opposite sides of the field, like pinballs caught in a tight corner.”
― Cole Alpaugh, The Spy's Little Zonbi

“Limp finally spoke. “Do you think you could kill a person and not get all crazy about it?”
― Cole Alpaugh, The Spy's Little Zonbi

“Noriega wound up like a baseball pitcher on top of the bed and hurled the small gun, but was low and outside for a ball. His tight-fitting house dress was bunched up high on his chubby thighs, exposing olive drab underwear.
I see London, I see France, I see a crazy dictator’s underpants!
Chase’s thoughts raced.”
― Cole Alpaugh, The Spy's Little Zonbi

“Grandpa said that we could solve a lot of the world’s problems if we considered cats and dogs edible. Like the neighbor’s dog who goes to the bathroom in his flower garden. And know what else?”
― Cole Alpaugh, The Spy's Little Zonbi

“Bearing witness from the sides of the room, ten or more lepers shouted at the bizarre scene, “Diable! Diable!” And then chants of some sort, or prayers, followed by more shouts of “Diable!” They were hurling these words at Moreau like stones.”
― Cole Alpaugh, The Spy's Little Zonbi

“The monkey liked most humans. They left food cans outside their homes for his family to rummage through in the morning
sun. Some yelled and threw sticks, but were slow and didn’t bite. Humans were mostly harmless.”
― Cole Alpaugh, The Spy's Little Zonbi

“Kids never jumped head first from the top ledge. Never. It seemed forever before
Stoney came back to the surface. Most of the white bubbles had already disappeared.”
― Cole Alpaugh, The Spy's Little Zonbi

“Whenever I’d get howlin’ over something, he’d grab my ass up from wherever I was and head straight for the john. Momma said my head would get banged up along the way, but she said it
was probably bein’ dunked under water that made me stupid.”
― Cole Alpaugh, The Spy's Little Zonbi

“Shit, man, if you see a dog scratching at the dirt trying to dig something up, walk away real fast,” he said, then pulled a little square of paper from his pocket and swallowed whatever was folded inside.”
― Cole Alpaugh, The Spy's Little Zonbi