Shame on You Quotes

“I love my best friends, but sometimes, I want to punch them in the face. Lovingly, of course.”
― Tara Sivec, Shame on You

“I hope his penis falls off. I hope it rots and falls off inside of Miss Teen USA, therefore causing her perfect, twenty-two-year-old vagina to rot and fall out of her thong when she sneezes.”
― Tara Sivec, Shame on You

“Or maybe you know how two-hundred Post-it notes with pictures of penises drawn on them were glued to every inch of my desk.”
― Tara Sivec, Shame on You

“Bobby, what are you doing? Take your hands off your eyes.” “The lock is broke. Oh, Jesus, the lock is broke. WHY, GOD, WHY?”
― Tara Sivec, Shame on You

“I scream, Bobby screams, and Griffin dives to the ground to retrieve my towel, bringing it up in front of me and turning his back to give me cover. “OH, JESUS, MY EYES! I CAN NEVER UNSEE THIS!” Bobby screams, covering his face with both of his hands, turning around and running blindly down the hall.”
― Tara Sivec, Shame on You

“I did do vell, didn’t I? I always sought I should haff been a cop. I haff all of dees natural eenstincts,” he tells me seriously, in full-on Germedishithuanian, or wherever-the-hell-he-thinks-he’s-from accent.”
― Tara Sivec, Shame on You