Ten Thousand Islands Quotes

“I had a werewolf morning. Awoke with a rum hangover, imagined blood on the walls, and prayed to god it was mine.”
― Randy Wayne White, Ten Thousand Islands

“It is impossible to do math and be frightened at the same time.”
― Randy Wayne White, Ten Thousand Islands

“Shrink the earth’s population to a village of precisely a hundred people, and here are the ratios. There would be fifty-seven Asians, twenty-one Europeans, seven South Americans, nine Africans and eight from the U.S. Seventy of those people would be non-Christian, eighty would live below the poverty level and half the world’s wealth would be in the hands of only six people, all citizens of the United States. And only two of those hundred people would own a computer.”
― Randy Wayne White, Ten Thousand Islands

“The reason we remember song lyrics more easily than poetry is that music is stored in the cleaner, mathematical side of our brains. Poetry is shoveled into the cluttered, creative side.”
― Randy Wayne White, Ten Thousand Islands

“There are certain adolescents, usually female, who possess wisdom far in advance of age or explanation. That”
― Randy Wayne White, Ten Thousand Islands