The Professional Quotes

“Insight: if a guy I had sex with ever carved a notch into his bedpost, I’d tell him to carve one into mine too—and then to go make me a fucking sammich.”
― Kresley Cole, The Professional: Part 1

“I can't help it that this is the Bermuda Triangle-she pointed at her crotch-when guys venture there, they tend to stay. I tapped my chin. Oh, I thought you called it that because it's sucked in lots of seamen.”
― Kresley Cole, The Professional: Part 1

“You think I'd stop with a kiss?"

"You assume I'd want you to?”
― Kresley Cole, The Professional: Part 1

“Joke 'em if they can't take a fuck. -NATALIE”
― Kresley Cole, The Professional: Part 1

“When a woman singles me out"- he leaned down to murmer at my ear- "it's because she wants to get fucked. She looks at the scars and tattoos and knows she'll get fucked hard"
I gasped, melting for him.
"is that what you wanted from me, Natalya"?”
― Kresley Cole, The Professional: Part 1

“clothesgasm”
― Kresley Cole, The Professional: Part 1

“The one who fingered me like he was digging to China”
― Kresley cole, The Professional: Part 1

“I can’t help it that this is the Bermunda Triangle”- She pointed at her crotch-”when guys venture there, they tend to stay”
― Kresley Cole, The Professional: Part 1

“If a guy I had sex with ever carved a notch into his bedpost, I'd tell him to carve one into mine too -- and then to go make me a fucking sammich.”
― Kresley Cole, The Professional: Part 1

“He probably gets more ass than a toilet seat.”
― Kresley Cole, The Professional: Part 1

“You better be careful, you picky prude, or else you'll take your hymen to your grave. Like a skin tag.”
― Kresley Cole, The Professional: Part 1

“Any highlights you discovered that you’d like to share?”
“Don’t worry— not every detail will make it back to Kovalev.” Smirk. “Such as the arsenal you keep under your mattress.”
― Kresley Cole, The Professional: Part 1