You're Not Much Use to Anyone Quotes

“52”
― David Shapiro, You're Not Much Use to Anyone: A Novel

“But on some days I will write a post and it does not get as manny Notes as the post I wrote the day before, and I will walk home and think nervously about it, like, "Am I out of good ideas?”
― David Shapiro, You're Not Much Use to Anyone

“She says Ariel is going to interview me after she's done and he's going to ask me how many golf balls can fit into a stretch limo, and the right answer is to make reasonable estimates on the spot, maybe say, "It's probably like 100 golf balls high by 60 golf balls wide by 1,000 golf balls long," and to look like I'm thinking really hard, and then just do the math in my head and give him the answer. I ask, "Out of curiosity, what would a wrong answer be?" She says, "Freaking out about the question.”
― David Shapiro, You're Not Much Use to Anyone

“I buy us each a 40 oz. of Coors Light because right off the bat, it’s important that she knows I am the kind of guy who drinks 40s, not like wine or craft beer or stuff like that.”
― David Shapiro, You're Not Much Use to Anyone: A Novel

“She cries in my arms and I try not to cry. We have never said “I love you” to each other, but it doesn’t matter, I don’t think.”
― David Shapiro, You're Not Much Use to Anyone: A Novel