A is for Alpha Male Quotes

“Of course I wanted to embarrass my children one day. Isn’t that why people had kids?
Besides free labor, I mean.”
― Laurel Ulen Curtis, A is for Alpha Male

“Chicks before dicks.
Hos before Bros.
Moms before Doms.”
― Laurel Ulen Curtis, A is for Alpha Male

“I thought it was probably best if I didn't go snooping around Wade's room uninvited. These days I would probably find all sorts of whips and chains and ball gags.

And then when I put those down and stopped playing with them, I would probably find something that made me really uncomfortable.”
― Laurel Ulen Curtis, A is for Alpha Male

“Yeah, it's terrible really. Little fucking minions in there hacking away with their teeny individual pick axes, tearing away the lining of my uterus piece by piece, basking in glory every time I let out a little cry of pain.”
― Laurel Ulen Curtis, A is for Alpha Male

“Where were the Kristen Ashley alpha males? I wanted one.”
― Laurel Ulen Curtis, A is for Alpha Male

“I wanted someone to open doors and lend a helping hand, not because it was expected but because they wanted to. Because they liked me that much.”
― Laurel Ulen Curtis, A is for Alpha Male

“God, that was nice. I wanted him to use that finger to touch me other places. Dirty, dirty places.
Well, not dirty literally. I’m not dirty or anything. I’m clean. Very clean.
Illicit places. But illicit, illicit places doesn’t sound as good. Whatever. I wanted him to touch me. Like immediately.”
― Laurel Ulen Curtis, A is for Alpha Male

“We hadn’t spoken one word to each other since the death glare last night, and I couldn’t help but check both of her hands for knives and shivs, hoping that if she had one, I would be able to wrestle it away from her before meeting my untimely death.
I was far too young and fun to die at the hands of my mother, and she was way too pretty to end up in prison. It would only take a matter of minutes for her to become someone’s bitch, and I didn’t want the responsibility for that kind of thing on my shoulders.”
― Laurel Ulen Curtis, A is for Alpha Male

“Really, Mom? Boob play isn’t your thing? You didn’t have an urge to motorboat them? I, for one, am shocked.”
― Laurel Ulen Curtis, A is for Alpha Male

“No, not in a creepy way. I am anti-incest. It says so on my bumper sticker.”
― Laurel Ulen Curtis, A is for Alpha Male

“My palms were sweaty despite the aridity, and my heart beat at an accelerated pace. What if she had been kidnapped? Or momnapped. Fucking napped!”
― Laurel Ulen Curtis, A is for Alpha Male

“It's not some specific quality the guy has. It's that he wants to be all of those things for that specific woman. He wants to be whatever she needs him to be, and he'll challenge, take on, and defeat any obstacle that gets in his way in order to do it.”
― Laurel Ulen Curtis, A is for Alpha Male

“Sometimes reality didn't come with a happily ever after.”
― Laurel Ulen Curtis, A is for Alpha Male

“As Thomas Jefferson said, “Our greatest happiness does not depend on the condition of life in which chance has placed us, but is always the result of not finding one of your parents in a naked clench.”That’s not what he said? Well, he definitely should have”
― Laurel Ulen Curtis, A is for Alpha Male

“Other people certainly had bigger problems, but this was my problem. This was my heartbreak.”
― Laurel Ulen Curtis, A is for Alpha Male

“I knew that using a guy's opinion to build or maintain self-esteem was about the stupidest thing you could do, but sometimes actions don't follow the guidance of knowledge.”
― Laurel Ulen Curtis, A is for Alpha Male

“About as much business as a cat owner has selling dog food. Or an Olympic swimmer has advertising for downhill ski equipment. Or a nun writing hard core erotica.
Abso-fucking-none.”
― Laurel Ulen Curtis, A is for Alpha Male

“If love were a location, it would be a paradoxical mixture of the safest place on earth and the most vulnerable.”
― Laurel ulen curtis, A is for Alpha Male

“When he kept on standing there, I could hear the voice from Mortal Kombat demanding, “Finish him!”
― Laurel Ulen Curtis, A is for Alpha Male

“Even if I was planning on giving the business, I never wanted to look like I was in "the business".”
― Laurel Ulen Curtis, A is for Alpha Male

“I was confident, but I still loved a good stroking. Pun one hundred percent abso-fucking-lutely intended.”
― Laurel Ulen Curtis, A is for Alpha Male

“I wanted more. I wanted another level; that warm and fuzzy bond combined with a big, strong man who was good at touching me in my special places.”
― Laurel Ulen Curtis, A is for Alpha Male

“The thing is, he was the best kind of guy. Protective and strong, loving and easygoing, funny and honest. He was actually the exact kind of guy we were looking for.No, not in a creepy way. I am anti-incest. It says so on my bumper sticker.”
― Laurel Ulen Curtis, A is for Alpha Male