I Don't Know What You Know Me From Quotes

“Being homesick is good─it means I am happy in my real life.”
― Judy Greer, I Don't Know What You Know Me From: Confessions of a Co-Star

“Keep your life simple and stylish and earnest. Do good and donate your time and money to something you care about. Make people laugh. Be frank. Always give people a second chance—but rarely a third. Live light, travel light, and be light. Forget shit and move on. Make everyone you love feel loved. Waste not, want not. Reuse stuff. Stop trying to get a tan and straighten your hair—you’re just not made that way. Go to the movies, go to the library, go to the park. Try to make every day feel as close to a vacation as possible. Floss.”
― Judy Greer, I Don't Know What You Know Me From: My Life as a Co-Star

“I haven't met loads of asshole only children. If you fill a room with all the assholes you know, I bet that most of them have siblings.”
― Judy Greer, I Don't Know What You Know Me From: Confessions of a Co-Star

“Keep your life simple and stylish and earnest.”
― Judy Greer, I Don't Know What You Know Me From: My Life as a Co-Star

“I’m a nice girl from the Detroit area—Livonia, to be exact.”
― Judy Greer, I Don't Know What You Know Me From: My Life as a Co-Star

“Crazy things happen to crazy people - You know that crazy person in your life? Friend, family member, in-law, whatever, who always has crazy things happen to him or her? And you're always like 'What? Again? How can this much weird shit happen to this one person? That's why. Don't waste your time trying to figure it out.”
― Judy Greer, I Don't Know What You Know Me From: Confessions of a Co-Star

“I slept in the car a lot on those trips. To this day, anytime I am in the car for an extended period of time, I get so tired I can hardly keep my eyes open.”
― Judy Greer, I Don't Know What You Know Me From: My Life as a Co-Star

“I’m on a steady diet of Subway, red wine and NyQuil.”
― Judy Greer, I Don't Know What You Know Me From: My Life as a Co-Star

“Go to the movies, go to the library, go to the park.”
― Judy Greer, I Don't Know What You Know Me From: My Life as a Co-Star

“In Scottsdale the hotel was the Hotel Valley Ho. It had a funky 1950s theme, and the pool turned into a nightclub on the weekends. Very spring break–like. In Vancouver”
― Judy Greer, I Don't Know What You Know Me From: My Life as a Co-Star

“So many private schools beat around the bush with names like Dalton and Spence, why not just say what it is? Crosley School for Rich Kids, or the Teeter School for Troublemakers, Lionsfront Last Chance Before Juvie Academy.”
― Judy Greer, I Don't Know What You Know Me From: Confessions of a Co-Star

“For me, the draw is the products. Skin care, makeup, hair accessories … I am wired to believe that somewhere in those aisles the solution to my problem will be found.”
― Judy Greer, I Don't Know What You Know Me From: My Life as a Co-Star

“I can’t be the girl who brings her dog to therapy, it’s a slippery slope, one day I’m bringing my dog to therapy, the next, I’m pushing two sweater-clad pugs around in a baby carriage.”
― Judy Greer, I Don't Know What You Know Me From: My Life as a Co-Star

“There was spray painting everywhere, not that I could read it, but I’m pretty sure whatever words were spray painted under the Chanel store sign weren’t words of social encouragement and positivity.”
― Judy Greer, I Don't Know What You Know Me From: My Life as a Co-Star

“Turns out people will let anyone under the hood of their car for a free pumpkin.”
― Judy Greer, I Don't Know What You Know Me From: My Life as a Co-Star

“Well, that episode was the last straw, as my mom explains it, and the Nun Boss basically fired my mom, but even though she was a failed nun and never got to marry God, she went home feeling as if a huge weight had been lifted off her shoulders.”
― Judy Greer, I Don't Know What You Know Me From: My Life as a Co-Star

“it’s nice to have that judgment I am always using on myself personified, or canineified, if you will. It means that I don’t have to work so hard reflecting and disapproving of my own actions and decisions. I can just look over at him after making them; he does the judging for me.”
― Judy Greer, I Don't Know What You Know Me From: My Life as a Co-Star