Assholes Quotes

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Scott Lynch
“I cut off his fingers to get him to talk, and when he'd confessed everything I wanted to hear, I had his fucking tongue cut out, and the stump cauterized."

Everyone in the room stared at him.

"I called him an asshole, too," said Locke. "He didn't like that.”
Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora

“Ninety percent of all problems are caused by people being assholes.”
“What causes the other ten percent?” asked Kizzy.
“Natural disasters,” said Nib.”
Becky Chambers, The Long Way to a Small, Angry Planet

Shannon L. Alder
“Narcissists are consumed with maintaining a shallow false self to others. They're emotionally crippled souls that are addicted to attention. Because of this they use a multitude of games, in order to receive adoration. Sadly, they are the most ungodly of God's creations because they don't show remorse for their actions, take steps to make amends or have empathy for others. They are morally bankrupt.”
Shannon L. Alder

Shannon L. Alder
“Narcissists will never tell you the truth. They live with the fear of abandonment and can't deal with facing their own shame. Therefore, they will twist the truth, downplay their behavior, blame others and say what ever it takes to remain the victim. They are master manipulators and conartists that don't believe you are smart enough to figure out the depth of their disloyalty. Their needs will always be more important than telling you any truth that isn't in their favor..”
Shannon L. Alder

M.F. Moonzajer
“We all do have our own reasons for being alone; in my case, I just don’t like wasting my time on some assholes.”
M.F. Moonzajer

“I believe all people are assholes. You won't find anyone that you like. You'll just find someone you dislike a little less than the last asshole. And I can't wait for that day. To have a woman that I can say I dislike a little less than all the other assholes.”
Travis Jeremiah Dahnke, Write like no one is reading

M.F. Moonzajer
“World is so beautiful, but alas! There are so many assholes.”
M.F. Moonzajer

Alexei Maxim Russell
“It is my sincere desire that my research and hard work will help create a world where we all learn to walk this Earth, safe, enlightened and free from the perils of cruelty, ignorance, and all the other dark and sinister forces, which make assholes possible.”
Alexei Maxim Russell, Alexei Maxim Russell's Field Guide to Assholes

Crystal Woods
“I now have anti-bodies to assholes after working for so many.”
Crystal Woods, Write like no one is reading

“Claiming to be offended is a great way to elevate yourself at the expense of others: “Look at me! I'm a much better person than you! And I judge you! I condemn you! Shame! Shame! SHAME! I shame you for being a bad person. That means I'm a good person! Look at how really really offended I am! That means I'm a really really good person!”

According to the bible, Jesus said "let he who is without sin throw the first rock." But a lot of people seem to think he said: "If you throw rocks at someone else, it proves that you're without sin.”
Oliver Markus Malloy, Why Creeps Don't Know They're Creeps - What Game of Thrones can teach us about relationships and Hollywood scandals

Dalma Heyn
“How else to make a dent in an object as immovable as patriarchy itself...?”
Dalma Heyn, Drama Kings: The Men Who Drive Strong Women Crazy

Dalma Heyn
“He was too busy checking out and checking in, making and breaking plans, buying and losing cell phones, playing computer games and pool, looking at stock quotes, and living the chaotic life that effectively took up all his energy and time.”
Dalma Heyn, Drama Kings: The Men Who Drive Strong Women Crazy

Jennifer L. Armentrout
“People are assholes, Mouse. You already know that.” He paused as he scooped some of my hair back, gently tossing the strands over my shoulder. “And there’s nothing to be embarrassed about.”
I glanced over at him. Everything about his steady gaze and the serious press of his lips screamed earnest. But he was wrong. “It is...embarrassing.”
“Not if you don’t let it be.” His leg brushed mine as he turned in his seat, facing me. Our eyes met. “You have the power over that. People can say crap. They can think whatever they want, but you control how you feel about it.”
Jennifer L. Armentrout, The Problem with Forever

Sherman Alexie
“I measure men by the content of their character, not the color of their skin, and I find all of them are assholes.”
Sherman Alexie, Flight

Charles Bukowski
“You women have more holes than swiss cheese.”
Charles Bukowski, Poems and Insults

R.M. Engelhardt
“When a fool utters all kinds of insults against you in a social media group without even knowing you or without any worthwhile reason or provocation usually they are merely sad & pathetic attention seeking trolls who we should all feel sorry for. They don't deserve our anger.
They deserve our pity.”

Katherine McIntyre
“Three things lit her match without fail—abusive assholes, idiots who didn’t use their turn signals, and unannounced shifters moving in on her territory.”
Katherine McIntyre, Forged Alliances

“When a troll tries to piss on your leg online, simply reply with: "Does your mom know she raised a little asshole?" It attacks him on so many different levels at once, he won't know how to respond.”
Oliver Markus Malloy, Inside The Mind of an Introvert

Whitney Gardner
“I wish people didn’t call them that. Trolls… They aren’t mythical creatures. You can’t look up how to defeat them in the Monster Manual. There are no critical hits, no saving rolls. They aren’t make-believe. They’re real. And they’re assholes.”
Whitney Gardner, Chaotic Good

“Black holes are but the assholes of the universe.”
Khalid Masood

“They say COVID is spread by mouths and noses, but scientists are now saying the greatest risk is assholes.”
Shellen Lubin

Martin Duberman
“Gay men know a lot more about sexual responsiveness, and the erotic potential of their bodies, particularly of their nipples and assholes, than straight men.”
Martin Duberman, Has the Gay Movement Failed?

R.M. Engelhardt
“The problem with the world today is that there are too many assholes and not enough saints.”

“By the time I was five, he yelled at me so much I thought my name was Asshole.”
Dan Gilroy

“Don't be an asshole, just go about your day and don't bother anyone.”
Gawr Gura

Deyth Banger
“I get it… the people who fuck girls are badboys aka assholes.”
Deyth Banger

A.D. Aliwat
“Assholes use closers.”
A.D. Aliwat, In Limbo

A.D. Aliwat
“Assholes either love convenience or things that require way too much effort, like extreme sports.”
A.D. Aliwat, In Limbo

“Why do shitty people always brag about being good at trolling? Troll is just another word for asshole. What kind of antisocial sociopath is proud of being an asshole?”
Oliver Markus Malloy, Inside The Mind of an Introvert

Greg Iles
“Biegler, you remind me of every REMF I ever met in a combat zone. You want a guaranteed result with zero risk, and your ass covered if the shit hits the fan. But that's not how it works in the real world. So please shut the fuck up and let me work here.”
Greg Iles, Third Degree

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