Quotes About Assholes

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Scott Lynch
“I cut off his fingers to get him to talk, and when he'd confessed everything I wanted to hear, I had his fucking tongue cut out, and the stump cauterized."

Everyone in the room stared at him.

"I called him an asshole, too," said Locke. "He didn't like that.”
Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora

Becky  Chambers
“Ninety percent of all problems are caused by people being assholes.”
“What causes the other ten percent?” asked Kizzy.
“Natural disasters,” said Nib.”
Becky Chambers, The Long Way to a Small, Angry Planet

M.F. Moonzajer
“We all do have our own reasons for being alone; in my case, I just don’t like wasting my time on some assholes.”
M.F. Moonzajer

“Women who say that they have met the most amazing guy in the world are only saying that because they haven’t lived with them yet.”
Heather Chapple, Write like no one is reading

Alexei Maxim Russell
“It is my sincere desire that my research and hard work will help create a world where we all learn to walk this Earth, safe, enlightened and free from the perils of cruelty, ignorance, and all the other dark and sinister forces, which make assholes possible.”
Alexei Maxim Russell, Alexei Maxim Russell's Field Guide to Assholes

“I believe all people are assholes. You won't find anyone that you like. You'll just find someone you dislike a little less than the last asshole. And I can't wait for that day. To have a woman that I can say I dislike a little less than all the other assholes.”
Travis J. Dahnke, Write like no one is reading

M.F. Moonzajer
“World is so beautiful, but alas! There are so many assholes.”
M.F. Moonzajer

Shannon L. Alder
“Narcissists will never tell you the truth. They live with the fear of abandonment and can't deal with facing their own shame. Therefore, they will twist the truth, downplay their behavior, blame others and say what ever it takes to remain the victim. They are master manipulators and conartists that don't believe you are smart enough to figure out the depth of their disloyalty. Their needs will always be more important than telling you any truth that isn't in their favor..”
Shannon L. Alder

Christopher Bram
“We’re happier when the assholes are villains.”
Christopher Bram, Eminent Outlaws: The Gay Writers Who Changed America

Shannon L. Alder
“Narcissists are consumed with maintaining a shallow false self to others. They're emotionally crippled souls that are addicted to attention. Because of this they use a multitude of games, in order to receive adoration. Sadly, they are the most ungodly of God's creations because they don't show remorse for their actions, take steps to make amends or have empathy for others. They are morally bankrupt.”
Shannon L. Alder

“ON BUSY BASTARDS: A busy bastard can’t stop finding things to do. He never rests and as a result, his staff never rests. He’s always making work that expands to fill whatever time is available. The point I make in my book is: Be busy, work hard, but don’t become so busy that you cut out other things in life, like family and recreation and hobbies. And never be so busy that you’re not giving your staff and your followers enough time to do the same thing.”
Colin Powell, It Worked for Me: In Life and Leadership

Jean-Patrick Manchette
“It was a genuine revelation, you see," said Aimée to the baron. "They can be killed. The real assholes can be killed.”
Jean-Patrick Manchette, Fatale

Crystal Woods
“I now have anti-bodies to assholes after working for so many.”
Crystal Woods, Write like no one is reading

M.F. Moonzajer
“If you want to have your dreamed husband, you better not wake up; because in real life, all men are assholes.”

Crystal Woods
“And then she realized that after that Christmas party, she didn't really lose anything, except respect for everyone.”
Crystal Woods, Write like no one is reading

Dalma Heyn
“He was too busy checking out and checking in, making and breaking plans, buying and losing cell phones, playing computer games and pool, looking at stock quotes, and living the chaotic life that effectively took up all his energy and time.”
Dalma Heyn, Drama Kings: The Men Who Drive Strong Women Crazy

Bijou Hunter
“I don’t want kids.”
“My family has a genetic defect and I don’t want to pass it on.”
“What kind of defect?”
“We’re assholes.”
Bijou Hunter, Damaged and the Knight

Dalma Heyn
“How else to make a dent in an object as immovable as patriarchy itself...?”
Dalma Heyn, Drama Kings: The Men Who Drive Strong Women Crazy

Judy Greer
“I haven't met loads of asshole only children. If you fill a room with all the assholes you know, I bet that most of them have siblings.”
Judy Greer, I Don't Know What You Know Me From: Confessions of a Co-Star

“There's 3 sides to every story. Time will tell who the real asshole is despite what you were told.”
April Mae Monterrosa

Joshua Ferris
“Because of God, even the imperious ballbreakers, moralizing windbags, and meddling assholes may know love.”
Joshua Ferris, To Rise Again at a Decent Hour

Scott Hawkins
“Are you a Buddhist?"
"No, I'm an asshole. But I keep trying.”
Scott Hawkins, The Library at Mount Char

“If someone asks you a question and you don't know the answer, belittle them. It's better to be an asshole than look stupid.”
John LeFevre, Straight to Hell: True Tales of Deviance, Debauchery, and Billion-Dollar Deals

Jennifer L. Armentrout
“People are assholes, Mouse. You already know that.” He paused as he scooped some of my hair back, gently tossing the strands over my shoulder. “And there’s nothing to be embarrassed about.”
I glanced over at him. Everything about his steady gaze and the serious press of his lips screamed earnest. But he was wrong. “It is...embarrassing.”
“Not if you don’t let it be.” His leg brushed mine as he turned in his seat, facing me. Our eyes met. “You have the power over that. People can say crap. They can think whatever they want, but you control how you feel about it.”
Jennifer L. Armentrout, The Problem with Forever

Charles Bukowski
“You women have more holes than swiss cheese.”
Charles Bukowski, Poems and Insults

L.S. Hawker
“He's a moron being an asshole. You don't shoot people for being assholes, or the human race would be extinct.”
L.S. Hawker, The Drowning Game

“Be an asshole and prove to someone that you're a good person.”
Jayson Zabate

Katherine McIntyre
“Three things lit her match without fail—abusive assholes, idiots who didn’t use their turn signals, and unannounced shifters moving in on her territory.”
Katherine McIntyre, Forged Alliances

Sherman Alexie
“I measure men by the content of their character, not the color of their skin, and I find all of them are assholes.”
Sherman Alexie, Flight

Oliver Markus Malloy
“Claiming to be offended is a great way to elevate yourself at the expense of others: “Look at me! I'm a much better person than you! And I judge you! I condemn you! Shame! Shame! SHAME! I shame you for being a bad person. That means I'm a good person! Look at how really really offended I am! That means I'm a really really good person!”

According to the bible, Jesus said "let he who is without sin throw the first rock." But a lot of people seem to think he said: "If you throw rocks at someone else, it proves that you're without sin.”
Oliver Markus Malloy, Why Creeps Don't Know They're Creeps - What Game of Thrones can teach us about relationships and Hollywood scandals

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