Superhero Quotes

“No matter what you do with your life during the day, there's always that moment when you have to wake up with yourself, with yourself and with the person that's sleeping beside you. That's the person that you make a home with, discuss life's big decisions with, share your finances, eat, shop, maybe parent with. That's the person you share your body with forever, kiss, touch, the one you sit on the couch with and watch movies, the one who gives you a hug when you've had a rough day. That's the person you put up a Christmas tree with and arrive home with for the holidays, the person you watch grow old and who still loves you when you're not as nice to look at, the one who holds your hand when you're dying. And none of that had anything to do with wrestling.”
― Eli Easton, Superhero

“Say yes, Jordan,” he said, shifting closer.
“No,” I said.
Owen smiled. “Close enough.” And then he kissed me.”
― Eli Easton, Superhero

“No one's going to come shopping if the 'for sale' sign isn't on the door.”
― Eli Easton, Superhero

“If we’re being honest, then, yeah, it’s going to suck donkey ass. But we’ll get to the other side, and we’ll be together.”
― Eli Easton, Superhero

“It’s physically impossible to be both a dork and gay. It’s like saying you’re color blind and blind. The universe will only allow so much disadvantage in any one given life-form.”~Jordan”
― Eli Easton, Superhero

“No matter how many times I'd fantasized about being with a guy, being with Owen, it had never come close to the reality. I love, love, loved everything about this. Holy sexual paradise, Batman, I was so fucking glad I was gay! (Jordan)”
― Eli Easton, Superhero

“What you are to me is the guy that I’ve been madly in love with since sixth grade. You’re the guy I think about every night when I’m in bed by myself. You’re the one who doesn’t want me but insists on keeping me tied so close that I can’t have anyone else, who keeps one hand on my collar and the other hand up his girlfriend’s skirt. And I can’t do it anymore!” ~ Jordy”
― Eli Easton, Superhero

“I didn’t kiss him back even as my body went wild internally, blood being police escorted to certain extremities, endorphins diving out of my pituitary gland like they were in a Busby Berkeley musical, my heart going all heavy metal.”
― Eli Easton, Superhero

“No, Owen. That's what I am to you. I'm your best friend. But that's not what you're to me."
He shook his head in denial.
"What you are to me is the guy that I've been madly in love with since sixth grade. You're the guy I think about every night when I'm in my bed by myself. You're the one who doesn't want me but insists on keeping me tied so close that I can't have anyone else, who keeps on hand on my collar and the other hand up his girlfriend's skirt. And I can't do it anymore!”
― Eli Easton, Superhero

“He squeezed me hard and kissed my cheek. "I love you, Jordy."
I'd told Owen that I loved him before, but at that moment, I couldn't say it. Because what I meant by it and what he meant by it were two different things. And right now the gulf between them was so big and so awful that I couldn't stand it.
The reality sank in. I would never have Owen like that again. An intense, burning pain spread through my chest. It was so strong it took my breath away.
"It hurts," I whispered.
"I'm sorry, Jordan," He hugged me tighter. I could feel his tears on my cheek, but I had none of my own to give.”
― Eli Easton, Superhero

“My mind was not driving the car. If you doubt me, try being a twelve-year-old boy with your biggest sexual fantasy punning you against a wall mostly naked in a pool, and then tell me I'm lying”
― Eli Easton, Superhero

“Maybe I was a really picky gay guy? Maybe I was bi. Maybe I was Jordansexual.”
― Eli Easton, Superhero

“I'm serious. I'm tired of thinking about sex all the time and not getting any. Me and my right hand need to part ways. It's pathetic. Best years of my life, and I'm wasting them."
"You're sixteen!"
"I know! And I'll be sixteen for approximately six more months and then never again! I want to enjoy it while it lasts."(Jordan)”
― Eli Easton, Superhero

“Oh God," I said, through my fingers. "I'm. I'm gay."
I had been playing with the idea for a while. But at that moment there was no fucking doubt about it. I wanted Owen. Heck, I would have done anything he asked me to, and said "please" before and "thank you very much" after. Repeatedly. His hard, boy's body was everything I could ever dream of. Done.”
― Eli Easton, Superhero

“Um.." This conversation was probably the worst idea I'd ever had in my life. I was able to picture everything Jordy described, in freaking 3D. And it was turning me on- like plugging into a power grid sort of turning me on. I felt hot all over and my dick was starting to throb. (Owen)”
― Eli Easton, Superhero

“In her face I saw what I'd never fully admitted to myself- the humiliatingly pathetic hopelessness of my love.”
― Eli Easton, Superhero

“The reality sank in. I would never have Owen like that again. An intense, burning pain spread through my chest. It was so strong it took my breath away. “It hurts,” I whispered. “I’m sorry, Jordan.” He hugged me tighter. I could feel his tears on my cheek, but I had none of my own to give.”
― Eli Easton, Superhero

“I mean, the kid was a parent’s wet dream.”
― Eli Easton, Superhero

“Bedroom. I want you naked,” he rasped out, even as my hands locked on his neck and I kept kissing him.
“No.” The transition period to get from here to there was unthinkable. He might as well have been talking about traveling to another galaxy and entering deep stasis. I wasn’t stopping.
So he pushed up and slung me over his shoulder. Crap, he was strong. He headed for the stairs.
“I swear to God, Owen, if you sprain your back in the next twenty seconds and we end up in the ER instead of in bed, I will disembowel you!”
He laughed. “Believe me, not even a herniated disc would make me stop now.”
― Eli Easton, Superhero

“Holy Greek gods, Batman. Owen had bulked up more this past year, but it was all muscle. He looked like a figure from a naughty version of Mt. Olympus”
― Eli Easton, Superhero

“And there he was, following me to gay clubs like my own personal ass chastity belt. It just wasn’t working”
― Eli Easton, Superhero

“Holy sexual paradise, Batman, I was so fucking glad I was gay!”
― Eli Easton, Superhero

“I didn’t always get hard at wrestling matches anymore, but when I did, I preferred to hide it under 100 percent cotton.”
― Eli Easton, Superhero

“From that day on, Owen was my best friend—jelly to my peanut butter, fellow pea in my pod, Sam to my Frodo. And I was his.”
― Eli Easton, Superhero