One Hot Knight Quotes

“Forgive me if I don’t trust a naked male who claims to be a dog.”
― Christy Gissendaner, One Hot Knight

“Nine hundred years without sex. This is gonna be interesting.”
― Christy Gissendaner, One Hot Knight

“I understand toilets were not yet invented when you were born, but is it really so hard to put the seat down?”
― Christy Gissendaner, One Hot Knight

“Less than an hour ago, you were a big furry dog. I’ve dated worse.”
― Christy Gissendaner, One Hot Knight