DangerRAMA Quotes

“My tribesmen and I party deep into the night, drinking and dancing and going balls-to-the-wall, slap-yo-grandma buck-ass wild, just as the Chief had instructed. Also, I found out that the term “balls-to-the-wall” is not just a figure of speech here, and the drunken islanders and I spent a good portion of the evening just stumbling around the village, rubbing our nutsacks on various buildings and things”
― Danger Slater, DangerRAMA

“But who knows where we’ll wake up tomorrow.”
― Danger Slater, DangerRAMA

“The smile on Finger’s face gets even wider as he motions to something behind me. I slowly turn on my heel. There, sitting in the doorway to the cargo hold, is a giant bloody brain. My Brain, refabricated and reformed, just like Finger. More brain than man. A puddle of clear, syrupy cerebrospinal fluid spreads out beneath it, continually leaking from its myriad sulci and gyri.”
― Danger Slater, DangerRAMA

“It’s Tuesday afternoon and I’m somewhere alone in the middle of the Universe, perched on top of a retractable table, fucking this vacuum cleaner senseless when all of a sudden communications cut out.”
― Danger Slater, DangerRAMA

“I pat my pocket where my original finger sits. I suppose it never hurts to have a spare.”
― Danger Slater, DangerRAMA

“I’ve woken up all of this country – all over the world – and I’ve seen it everywhere. The neon salvation. The neon cancer. The neon promise that everything is going to be okay.”
― Danger Slater, DangerRAMA

“And”
― Danger Slater, DangerRAMA

“The house-juice is ankle deep now, virulent stomach secretions dissolving my shoes, eating away at my toes like a hundred tiny boy scouts with a hundred tiny pocket knives.”
― Danger Slater, DangerRAMA