Hey There, Delilah Quotes

“What's a book boyfriend and how do I find them so I can kick their asses?”
― M.D. Saperstein, Hey There, Delilah

“I pull out my e-reader and get back to my fictional boyfriend. Lord knows he won't cheat on me.”
― M.D. Saperstein, Hey There, Delilah

“Nick: I had a great time. ;)
Delilah: Are you winking at me?
Nick: No, I had something in my emoticon eye :)~”
― M.D. Saperstein, Hey There, Delilah

“I thought you guys were doing some kind of secret role-playing shit.”
― M.D. Saperstein, Hey There, Delilah

“What if he’s one of those weirdos who wants to take a dump on my chest or something?”
― M.D. Saperstein, Hey There, Delilah