Bunny Double, We're in Trouble! Quotes

“million!”
― Dan Gutman, Bunny Double, We're in Trouble!

“before.”
― Dan Gutman, Bunny Double, We're in Trouble!

“people?”
― Dan Gutman, Bunny Double, We're in Trouble!

“Hubble Manor has thirty-four bedrooms,” said the or derve guy, “a library, a helicopter pad, twenty-three bathrooms . . .” Twenty-three bathrooms?! Was he joking? My house only has two bathrooms. Mayor Hubble must have to go to the bathroom all the time. He should see a doctor about that instead of putting bathrooms all over his house. “. . . and four half bathrooms,” said the or derve guy. “Half bathrooms?” I asked. “Why would anybody want half of a bathroom? What could you do with half a toilet bowl?” “A half bathroom is a powder room, sir,” the guy told me. Powder room? “Mayor Hubble needs a whole room to hold powder?” I asked. “Why can’t he just keep powder in a little box like normal”
― Dan Gutman, Bunny Double, We're in Trouble!

“Bubbles Hubble? Mrs. Bubbles came running over. She looked like one of those ladies in a shampoo commercial who swirls her hair around in slow motion.”
― Dan Gutman, Bunny Double, We're in Trouble!

“What a snoozefest! He went on like that for about a million hundred hours. I had no idea what he was talking about. My shirt was itchy. My tie was choking me. I thought I was gonna die. All I could think about was when Mayor Hubble would stop talking so we could go eat some Peeps.”
― Dan Gutman, Bunny Double, We're in Trouble!

“malted”
― Dan Gutman, Bunny Double, We're in Trouble!

“Hubble!”
― Dan Gutman, Bunny Double, We're in Trouble!