Living Dead Lovers Quotes

“Sometimes I regret going into that public toilet with your father.’
‘Then practice safe sex, Mama!!’
‘We were! There was a fight in the bar and we took cover in the public toilets!!”
― Jonathan Dunne, Living Dead Lovers

“I wish this country was run by children”
― Jonathan Dunne, Living Dead Lovers

“Yes, Cabbage: prison diplomacy. It’s called offering the newcomer a very warm welcome. You can tell Mares that I made lots of friends at two in the morning on the first night and continued making friends in the back of the laundry room and if I didn’t make friends there they would shove me into an industrial tumble-dryer and spin me around a few times until I was dizzy enough to make lots of friends at the same time.”
― Jonathan Dunne, Living Dead Lovers

“Father has a fear of flying since that aeroplane crashed into his bedroom.”
― Jonathan Dunne, Living Dead Lovers

“Instead of leaving on a gas-guzzling generator all night, Mama and Papa make a killing by making hard 'n fast love like a couple of blinded down-'n-out mixamatosis rabbits with nothing to live for.”
― Jonathan Dunne, Living Dead Lovers

“You think road-kill is poetry!”
― Jonathan Dunne, Living Dead Lovers

“Revenge is a dish best served cold but Mama prefers to serve it with hot gravy, potatoes, and roast turkey.”
― Jonathan Dunne, Living Dead Lovers

“Nicky, the van’s on fire!’
‘Fuck the van, Willy! We got ourselves a prodigy child!”
― Jonathan Dunne, Living Dead Lovers

“Payback takes many forms but from the business-end of a Christmas turkey isn’t a form I would’ve bet on...”
― Jonathan Dunne, Living Dead Lovers