The Goblin King Quotes

“You called me ‘Fluttershy.’ As in the My Little Pony, ‘Fluttershy?’”

“Oh.” He looked a little taken aback for a second. “Yeah.” He sucked in his lips, pinched them between his teeth, and then shrugged. “What can I say? You’re just like her. You care more about animals than you do your own safety. I’m gonna have to kidnap a rabbit and threaten you with bunnicide unless you come quietly back to the castle with me.”

“What?” Diana felt her eyes go wide.

“You heard me,” he said before he took another long swig and swallowing hard. He lowered the bottle and leaned up against the kitchen counter. “And you know I’m right.”

“About kidnapping a bunny?” She felt bewildered.”
― Heather Killough-Walden, The Goblin King

“It was a stupid question. She knew it was stupid even as she voiced it, but it was one of those damned questions that sat there and begged to be asked so it could watch the cat being let out of the bag or the can of worms finally opened up and turned on its side.”
― Heather Killough-Walden, The Goblin King

“And you plan to prove me wrong?” “I’ll let you judge that for yourself.”
― Heather Killough-Walden, The Goblin King

“Nothing made sense anyway. What was another few minutes in a massive stone castle at the center of a Goblin Kingdom going to hurt? She moved toward the couches. “Cream, no sugar please.”
― Heather Killough-Walden, The Goblin King

“Do you, Damon Chroi, sovereign of the Goblin Kingdom, take this woman, Diana Piper, to be your queen and wife, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better or for worse, in times of angry gods and rogue goblins, in true name-induced death and in health, because she resurrected you - you lucky bastard - to love and to cherish even when she's more powerful than you and kicking your ass at everything you do, from this day forward until she can no longer stand the smell of rain? - Roman D'Angelo”
― Heather Killough-Walden, The Goblin King