The Great Greene Heist Quotes

“Wait -- you kissed a girl you didn't like, tried to make me jealous, and almost got kicked out of school -- and you still didn't learn how to dance?' She looked at the ceiling. 'Why are boys so stupid?”
― Varian Johnson, The Great Greene Heist

“contained an Omnitask 3000 multicore processor, tri-band Wi-Fi technology, two GPS chips, a twenty-megapixel camera with zoom and flash, voice recognition software, Bluetooth, an accelerometer, a gyroscope, and a slide”
― Varian Johnson, The Great Greene Heist

“sweet in the world. His”
― Varian Johnson, The Great Greene Heist

“who you sound like, right?” That shut Gaby up. It had taken Omar a few minutes of stuttering and stammering that Friday afternoon, but eventually he had asked her to the formal. And Gaby said yes because … Well, because she didn’t want to hurt his feelings. He had done such a good job with her campaign, and he was a nice guy. Considerate and friendly. There were worse people to attend the formal with. Then he asked her to come watch him play at the Fitz. She found herself saying yes again, because really, after all his help with the election, the least she could do was give up a few hours of her time to watch him play basketball. But now that she was actually in the stands, with the sun beating down on her and time seemingly standing still, she wished she had had the courage — or at least the common sense — to say no.”
― Varian Johnson, The Great Greene Heist

“I've got dead skin cells with more personality. - Jackson”
― Varian Johnson, The Great Greene Heist

“If I'm being totally honest, I didn't pick the lock." She spun the lock around her index finger. "I guessed the combination."
Jackson swallowed what felt like sand. The combination was her birthday.
"That's what I get for being predictable.”
― Varian Johnson, The Great Greene Heist

“He kissed another girl, Mom."
"Well, yes. But as I understand it, it was just a slight --”
― Varian Johnson, The Great Greene Heist

“Have I ever let you down?"
Charlie crossed his arms.
"Don't look at me like that. Your eyebrows grew back. Eventually.”
― Varian Johnson, The Great Greene Heist

“Clearly, this hasn't been a good day for either of us. - Jackson”
― Varian Johnson, The Great Greene Heist