Take Me To Your Umlauts Quotes

“An English comedian once explained the popularity of umlauts among native English speakers as follows: "It's almost as if they had two eyes. You look at the umlaut, and the umlaut looks right back at you! I believe that, because of the umlauts, a close friendship can arise between the reader and the text being read.”
― David Bergmann, Take Me To Your Umlauts